WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[carter]

WHY WON'T YOU HAVE BREAKFAST WITH ME?

WHAT TIME IS IT ANYHOW?

 

[KilroyCD]

Kilroy you should probably go and bother other people! I no longer wish to eat my breakfast with you!

Samantha

Why the change of heart, Toots? Was it something I said?

 

[KilroyCD]

WHY WON'T YOU HAVE BREAKFAST WITH ME?

WHAT TIME IS IT ANYHOW?

Lo Phat! Carter would like some breakfast too!
Lo Phat: Yes suh, Mistuh Caa-tuh. What word you rike?

 

[carter]

8:00 AM? BLIND!....HELP! KILROY, I'M BLIND!

ALL I CAN HEAR IS CLINKING AND SOMEONE HAS THE TOOTS!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Just go back to your harlot!(pushing kilroy away and glancing at teekay) The one that left the stockings on your headboard! Oh never mind! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Samantha

 

[carter]

KILROY! HELP! I'M TRAPPED WITH A HARLOT WITH THE TOOTS!

 

[KilroyCD]

Red, I have no idea whose stockings they are! I've been framed!
Carter, the clinking is Lo Phat getting our breakfasts together, and well, the toots are because neither of us have had our morning constitutional, sad to say. (Whew, it's getting ripe in here)...

 

[carter]

KILROY! MY EYES! HELP MEeee.....

 

[KilroyCD]

Carter, hold still! *Looks at eyes* My God! Someone has glued them shut!

 

[carter]

GLUE! KILROY! IS MUST HAVE BEEN THE GUN GEISHA!

QUICK! HOT WATER!

WHAT IS THAT INFERNAL CLINKING!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Carter, hold still! *Looks at eyes* My God! Someone has glued them shut!

Don't look at me! I have just recently woken up and can't remember what happpend the past two days!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Lo Phat, some hot water please. NOT BOILING!
Carter, hold on, we'll get this taken care of. That clinking, wait, I know what it is. Red, quit moving around so much. The noise from your leg irons is driving Carter nuts!

 

[carter]

NUTS! YES! NUTS!

KILROY, MAY I HAVE SOME NUTS? BLOODY WELL FAMISHED I AM!

DO WE HAVE WATER?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Lo Phat, some hot water please. NOT BOILING!
Carter, hold on, we'll get this taken care of. That clinking, wait, I know what it is. Red, quit moving around so much. The noise from your leg irons is driving Carter nuts!

Well if someone had a key to these things I would be able to move without making noise!I still don't know who pt them on me to begin with!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Wait, I found some strange key this morning.
Carter, hang on... Lo Phat! Any nuts around here?
Lo Phat: No Suh, Just you!

 

[retrogirl1941]

This is worse then when I worked in a burlesque club! chaos! No order to be found!

Samantha

 

[carter]

WAIT! LO PHAT - PLEASE -CLEANSE - MY - EYES!

 

[KilroyCD]

Lo Phat: Yes, suh! Have some hot watel fol you eyes...
Ah, Lo... just how hot is that water? It's steaming pretty good...

 

[carter]

JUST PUT IT ON MY EYES!....AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!......HOT, HOT...BUT NOT TOO HOT.
TOWEL?

 

[retrogirl1941]

(Still watching kilroy from behind screen) *thinking to myself* I can't be around this pilot anymore! He's one of those typical flyboys!

Samantha