WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[KilroyCD]

Carter, I'm afraid I don't have a towel for you my good man, would a pair of stockings do?

 

[retrogirl1941]

(thinking to self)I wonder if kilroy knows I am Carters daughter? He probably would'nt treat me like this if he knew!


Samantha

 

[carter]

STOCKINGS?
Kilroy have you lost your....(wipes eyes with sleeve)...min...d? (staring at Kilroy) My God, man, what have you done to your hair? And why are you wearing stockings around your neck?

{sees the redhaed}

My dear, why are you in irons?

Kilroy, what is the meaning of this?

(looks at redhead} Sam..Samantha...please sit down. We'll get this sorted.

(looks at Kilroy and Lo Phat)

Well?

 

[KilroyCD]

Carter, I have no idea what happened to my hair. I suspect DB had siomething to do with it. He's sneaky that way. By the way, do you know why DB took my plane? I understand that Blackout is piloting it. I thought you were going to have me try to save Milo, and take Oscar. By the way, where did Oscar get to?

 

[retrogirl1941]

STOCKINGS?
Kilroy have you lost your....(wipes eyes with sleeve)...min...d? staring at KilroyMy God, man, what have you done to your hair? And why are you wearing stockings around your neck?

sees the redhaed

My dear, why are you in irons?

Kilroy, what is the meaning of this?

looks at redhead Sam..Samantha...please sit down. We'll get this sorted.

looks at Kilroy and Lo Phat

Well?

I woke with these on! And then kilroy here...... never mind. He's hopeless! Are your eyes better?

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

I woke with these on! And then kilroy here...... never mind. He's hopeless!

Samantha

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[carter]

Hopeles...Kilroy, where is DB?
I have no idea why he took your plane.
Who has a key to these irons?
LoPhat, where are those nuts?

WHERE ARE MY SLIPPERS?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Good! You irk me! You and your ways of trying to get me go out with you! I did like you at one point but no longer! I will not be associated with a womanizer!Teekay treats me better than you did!

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

WHERE ARE MY SLIPPERS?

Your slippers are where they always are, right next to your chair.:eusa_doh:

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Good! You irk me! You and your ways of trying to get me go out with you! I did like you at one point but no longer! I will not be associated with a womanizer!

Samantha

When, my good lady, have I asked you to go out with you?
Besides, I'm practically family lol (look above my avatar)

 

[Diamondback]

Meanwhile, hidden behind a landed Spitfire at Special Operations Executive headquarters...

[radio]Kilroy, I have your Spit. Blackout's still parked at the base, have my objective in sight. Waitaminnit....

It can't be....

I THINK THESE [garbled]s HAVE MILO! At least, it kinda looks like him in that straitjacket...

Carter, should I waste these [garbled]s and grab him?[/radio]

 

[retrogirl1941]

Don't try that innocent act with me! You hinted at it an I put a stop to it! why don't you go and do something useful like find the key so I can get out fo these irons?

Samantha

 

[carter]

Yes, my child, my eyes are much better, thank you.

Breakfast anyone?

Lo Phat, tea and scones with those nuts please.

Someone GET - MY - DAUGHTER - OUT - OF - THESE - IRONS - NOW!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Yes, my child, my eyes are much better, thank you.

Breakfast anyone?

Lo Phat, tea and scones with those nuts please.

Someone GET - MY - DAUGHTER - OUT - OF - THESE - IRONS - NOW!

I ordered breakfast seems like years ago but it has yet to arrive.

Samantha

 

[carter]

What?...DB...say again...Milo in a straitjacket?

hmmm...doesn't appear that he went rogue after all.

DB...keep them under close watch. We''l get sorted here and then I'll get back to you.

Hopeless, do you still have that McCaw?

WHERE IS BREAKFAST?

I WANT THOSE KEYS!

I'll just slip on these slippers....hmmm....why is this fellow still asleep?

 

[KilroyCD]

YOUR DAUGHTER?!?!
Holy schmidt!
Let me see if I can find that key! *Runs down hallway*

 

[retrogirl1941]

YOUR DAUGHTER?!?!
Holy schmidt!
Let me see if I can find that key! *Runs down hallway*

I knew you would change your tune! *He's so cute but gosh, hes a womanizer!*

Samantha

 

[carter]

Cute? Why Sam, I thought you said he was hopeless.
What about his hair...and those stockings? Are those your stockings?

 

[KilroyCD]

*Runs back, skids past doorway. Backtracks and runs into the room* Here! *Huff Huff* Is this the key? *Huff, Huff*

 

[carter]

I don't know! Why don't you try it and see.