WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[KilroyCD]

Bloody, bug*ery h*ll! (To any Brits out there - sorry about the implied language. You know what it meant!) My kite has been taken by Blackout?!? Now, why wouldn't he have taken DB's souped-up '61?

 

[retrogirl1941]

(Wow this pilot has an awful mouth!) I have get out of here,where could I go though?

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Oh, I need my morning cuppa. I can't think straight without it. My tongue still feels like sandpaper. And why is my hair red?

 

[retrogirl1941]

(From behind the screen) Maybe could you bring me some tea and breakfast?

samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Kilroy, Blackout is the P-61--I've got your Spit, and I'll see about a few more upgrades for it after I finish this job. Remember, Blackout can't even be transferred between vehicles without human help, and has to be hardwired into the controls?

Time is of the essence, can't have anyone know too much about what's coming...

 

[KilroyCD]

DB, well, that explains it. Let me know how I can assist. Wait, well, well, it's the redhead. Perhaps I could offer you breakfast, but only after you answer some questions. First, do you have any idea how I ended up with your stockings draped over my headboard? Does it have anything to go with my condition this morning, or for that matter, why I suddenly have red hair when it was previously brown?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Kilroy, Blackout is the P-61--I've got your Spit, and I'll see about a few more upgrades for it after I finish this job. Remember, Blackout can't even be transferred between vehicles without human help, and has to be hardwired into the controls?

Time is of the essence, can't have anyone know too much about what's coming...

(veasdropping through screen) What are they talking about? Why is kilroy talking to that snake?

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

Well, well, it's the redhead. Perhaps I could, but only after you answer some questions. First, do you have any idea how I ended up with your stockings draped over my headboard? Does it have anything to go with my condition this morning, or for that matter, why I suddenly have red hair when it was previously brown?

If you feed me I could give you as may answers as you want. But I am so hungry right now. And besides I have no clue why you think my stockings were in your room b/c mine are still on my legs! And besides that I can bary move b/c of these leg irons!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Well, then whose stockings are they? On second thought, I'm not sure I want to know. Where's my batman? Lo Phat! Where are you?
Heel I am, Mistuh Kil-loy suh! How may I halp you?
Some eggs and streaky bacon my good man, and not crisp, please. Oh, and a couple pieces of toast. Red, what would you like?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Some tea and toast with jam. PLease. (looks around nevously)

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Lo Phat: Velly good, Miss Led. Mistuh Kil-loy, what happun to you hey-uh? Ees led!
Don't ask. I have no idea, so I have no answer. Must have been some party though...

 

[carter]

Carter stirs groggily at his desk and then jerks violently upright. His eyes are sealed tight,

Whaaaa.......night? How can it possibly still be night? Oh, my head....allllgh....ggggrph...blech....what IS that nasty taste? Wait...clinking? Is that clinking?
Ebenezer? Is that you? Aren't you a bit early?
Hello?.....

 

[retrogirl1941]

Awkward silence..

( I take a seat in the chair next to kilroy) So.........(awkward silence) you probably should go figure out who's stockings those are.......(looks hurt)......(notices carter starting to wake up)

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Listen toots, one thing at a time. I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up with red hair!

 

[carter]

Peering groggily, eyes still shut

Stckings? Ebenezer, what kinky stuff are you up to this year, eh?
Loudly
Who has RED hair?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Well, I can't help you with that! I thought..... never mind.....(gets up and goes back to behind the screen) How can I help you if I can't even remember what I have done for the past two days? Just leave me alone!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Carter, no it's not Ebenezer, it's Kilroy. No, it's not night, your eyes are still shut. You understand? Can YOU tell me whose stockings are on my headboard? Or for that matter, how I ended up with red hair?

 

[carter]

Kilroy? Why are you pretending to be Ebenezer? What is that confounded clinking noise?,,,There! I just heard it again, over by the cot?
Why are you wearing red stockings?
....I can't se....Kilroy, what time is it?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Kilroy you should probably go and bother other people! I no longer wish to eat my breakfast with you!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

It 0800 Carter, OPEN YOUR EYES! I'm not Ebenezer, and I'm not wearing red stockings. My hair is red, and I found stockings on my bed. They aren't red's stockings, either.