WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[retrogirl1941]

Cute? Why Sam, I thought you said he was hopeless.
What about his hair...and those stockings? Are those your stockings?

I was just thinking outloud, and those are not my stockings! Well that hair too... I have no clue whats going on there.....

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Okay Red, let's see your hands, please.

 

[retrogirl1941]

Okay Red, let's see your hands, please.

Since you asked nicely.(wih a coy smile,hold hands out for kilroy)

Samantha

 

[carter]

Well, we'll get it all sorted soon.

Kilroy, her name is Samantha.

Where is Lo Phat? I am positively famished!

WE NEED VICTUALS!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Well, we'll get it all sorted soon.

Kilroy, her name is Samantha.

Yes I do have a name! But I am sure you don't care Mr. Kilroy! Hurry up and get these things off me!


Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Yes sir, Carter. Okay Toots, let's see if this key works. *Click, click* Yes, so that's what this key is for! May I see your legs, lovely as they are?
Oscar: *Wolf Whistle*
Who do you suspect taught that bird the wolf whistle?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Well, we'll get it all sorted soon.

Kilroy, her name is Samantha.

Where is Lo Phat? I am positively famished!

WE NEED VICTUALS!

I have'nt eatan in two days! Well if I did I don't remember. Its bad when you lose days out of your life.It makes me want to cry...

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

Yes sir, Carter. Okay Toots, let's see if this key works. *Click, click* Yes, so that's what this key is for! May I see your legs, lovely as they are?
Oscar: *Wolf Whistle*
Who do you suspect taught that bird the wolf whistle?

Hurry up you Cad!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

I have'nt eatan in two days! Well if I did I don't remember. Its bad when you lose days out of your life.It makes me want to cry...

Samantha

Now dear, don't cry...okay, cry then. Two shoulders, no waiting. Lo Phat, where is breakfast?!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Now dear, don't cry...okay, cry then. Two shoulders, no waiting. Lo Phat, where is breakfast!!!

I don't want your shoulder! Just go away! Don't you get it I don't want you around me! I ahve been around enough slicks like yourself in my life!

Samantha

 

[carter]

(glares at Kilroy. Then crosses to Sam, wraps his arms about her, wipes away a tear, gives her a kiss on the forehaed and leads her to a chair by his desk)

There, there, my sweet, it'll all be over soon. Here, let's sit and have some breakfast while we explain what has been going on.

(aside) Is he ever going to wake up? Sound sleeper, that lad.

Kilroy, pull up a chair. Let's tuck in a nd have a chat.

DB...come in..DB, we'll try to cover all this quite succinctly.

 

[KilroyCD]

Carter, is Samantha always this way? I'm about to nick-name her see-saw!
Samantha, I don't know what you have against me, but remember, you were hanging around with that black marketeer. Of course I'd view you as suspicious, and treat you accordingly. That explains why I've been this way...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Carter, is Samantha always this way? I'm about to nick-name her see-saw!
Samantha, I don't know what you have against me, but remember, you were hanging around with that black marketeer. Of course I'd view you as suspicious, and treat you accordingly.

You are the worst kind of man I have ever met! Just sit in your chair!

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

[I(aside) Is he ever going to wake up? Sound sleeper, that lad.

Kilroy, pull up a chair. Let's tuck in a nd have a chat.

.

Yes he is a heavy sleeper. There must be some alcohol in him that makes him sleep heavier.

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

[radio]Carter, what's up? I got two rescues to plan, which means I need a way to extract three people, and a plane that only seats one... Oh crap--they found me--I don't know how, but they found me! *sounds of gunfire*[/radio]

 

[carter]

Well, let's not forget, Kilroy, that Sam has been through quite a lot. And...she is my daughter.

He mother, Lili Marlene, and I had a brief but passionate relationship near the end of the Great War. I was trapped behind the Bosche lines and she sheltered me in a barn on their estate. One thing led to another and we fell in love. We were separated when I was smuggled back across enemy lines.

I never knew I had a daughter until Lili contacted me about a year ago and asked if we could meet. It was then that she introduced me to Samantha and asked if I could bring her here with me.

 

[KilroyCD]

(aside) Is he ever going to wake up? Sound sleeper, that lad.

Hmm, Carter. I wonder if he has been drugged?

 

[KilroyCD]

Well, let's not forget, Kilroy, that Sam has been through quite a lot. And...she is my daughter.

He mother, Lili Marlene, and I had a brief but passionate relationship near the end of the Great War. I was trapped behind the Bosche lines and she sheltered me in a barn on their estate. One thing led to another and we fell in love. We were separated when I was smuggled back across enemy lines.

I never knew I had a daughter until Lili contacted me about a year ago and asked if we could meet. It was then that she introduced me to Samantha and asked if I could bring her here with me.

Really boss, I had no idea. Please, continue...

 

[carter]

Perhaps. Let's let him sleep it off in the infirmary.

Guards? Please remove the prisoner to the infirmary and keep him under close watch.

 

[KilroyCD]

So Red, ah... I mean Samantha, why didn't you tell me earlier that you were Carter's daughter?