WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[KilroyCD]

By the way, can anyone possibly tell me where those stockings came from, and how I ended up with red hair? [huh] [huh] [huh]

 

[retrogirl1941]

Right-oh! Um...Kilroy, do try to remedy that hair color and lose the stockings.

Keep an eye out for Samantha, would you?

I'll keep an eye out as well.

Sleep well, Sam, I'll check on you a bit later. Let's plan on dinner.

Yes lets! But we cannot eat at the house. Some of teekays friends watch and can cook up some bad rumors. So how about that new victory restruant that just opened up?

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Hey Red! May I borrow some hair dye...wait a minute. NOT a good idea...

 

[retrogirl1941]

I don't own any hair dye!This is all natural. Go to a salon they stock hair dye.

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

I don't own any hair dye!This is all natural. Go to a salon they stock hair dye.

Samantha

Yeah, with my luck it will turn green!

 

[retrogirl1941]

going to bed...

I cralwed into bed. I igured I needed to get some sleep if I was to help with a new mission. can't.....keep eyes open much longer.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Samantha

 

[carter]

Go to bed, Kilroy. Sleep on it. Perhaps it will come to you.

(Carter crosses to the radio and gazes at it for a moment then he picks up the microphone)

Come in MNC.....MNC, come in......(silence) MNC, this is Carter, go to cover. Repeat.Go to cover...Will contact at this time tomorrow. Repeat. Will contact at this time tomorrow....Good Luck and Godspeed....OUT.

(Carter lays the microphone down and walks behind his desk. He shuffles some papers and then sinks into his chair. All is quiet and then, in the distance, we hear the sound of voices singing "Angels We Have Heard On High" as he leans back and the lights fade to BLACK.
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(Announcer's Voice)

This evening's threadcast was brought to you by:

Next week In our underwhelming conclusion:
Where exactly are MNC and Milo ?
Will Lo Phat ever arrive with breakfast?
Where is DB and does he know?
When are Dostacos, zaika, Dash, and Minderbender?
Did HFLG ever?
What, if anything, has this to do with dos Cabooses?
Why does carter love his slippers so?
Will Milo be home in time for Christmas?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME To WONK
When the Chaos Reigns Players conclude the saga of The Rescue of the Two Cabooses or How I Saved the Train But Lost My Mind In Porridge.
(We are not responsible if the upcoming conclusion should prove to be inconclusive.)

Inspired by Marc Chevalier from a post by Carter derived from a photo posted by Salv.

This Evening's Cast - Carter, Diamondback, KilroyCD, and Retrogirl1941 with a cameo appearance by MrNewportCustom.

This Threadcast was recorded live at the Studios of the Fedora Lounge.

Our Thanks to MK and the Bartenders for their Understanding and Forebearance.
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[retrogirl1941]

Oh so hungry.....

After I woke up, it hit me that I would be leaving on another mission soon. I wonder when I have to leave. My father should be contacting me soon. We were supposed to have dinner anyway.

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

I got dressed and then pulled out the latest issue of Vogue, put on a record of polkas and waited for phone call.....

 

[carter]

(The telephone rings.....rrrrrrring.....rrrrrring.....rrrring....)

This evening's episide is brought to you, dear reader, by:

by:

and by:

 

[retrogirl1941]

ring ring ring..... "Oh the phone!"
answers phone" Hello this retro speaking who may I ask is calling? And who do you wish to speak to?"continues humming to polkas......

Samantha

 

[carter]

"Samantha, this is Maj. Carter's batman, Withers, I was asked to call and let you know that he is momentarily indisposed regarding his footwear. He will join you in short order. Please forgive his tardiness. Thank you."

 

[retrogirl1941]

"Very good then, I'll look forward to it" Goes back to humming a polka and flipping through vogue......

Samantha

 

[carter]

(The doorbell rings. brrrrrring....brrrring......)

 

[carter]

Hmmm, no answer. Perhaps the bell is out.

(Knocking.....taaaap......taaap....taaap)

 

[carter]

 

[retrogirl1941]

I thought I heard knocking at the door.... hhmmmm.....(walks in to foyer ,a polka is still playing in the study )Oh no! someone broke in!(sees a shadow moving into the living room)....

Samantha

 

[carter]

Withers, you are certain that she is here and waiting for us?

Yes, Sir, she said she would be awaiting you.

Perhaps she is indisposed.

Hmmm.....I'll knock a bit more forcefully.

(Rrrrraaaapppp......RRrraaaaapppp......RRRaaaapppp)

 

[retrogirl1941]

(I go the back way to the front door and open it, Sees Carter and Withers standing there) "I thought you had walked in already! But wait if it is'nt you in the house whos in there?"

Samantha

 

[carter]

Good evening, Sam, Please accept my apolo......What? Someone is in the house? I had no idea. Please excuse us.

Wither's, we should meet the visitors.

After you, my dear.