WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[Teekay44]

Dad? What the heck? And you and that Pilot. Well....?

 

[retrogirl1941]

"Father, teekay is really a great guy! He's not as susipous as you may think!"

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

OH NO YOU DON'T!

*Pulls out a 9mm Mauser Broomhandle and sticks it in TeeKay's back* Drop that gun! Make any stupid move and you're a dead man, savvy? Red, get away from him. Major Carter, pick up his Luger.

 

[carter]

WHAT?

AHA!...Rescue is at hand!

Unhand my daughter, you silly blighter!

Good job, Kilroy! (takes the Luger)

 

[Teekay44]

(S l o w l y lowers luger to the ground.) All right Sam for you. Now... What.

 

[carter]

Now, we repair the hole in your pants!

 

[KilroyCD]

Thanks DB for distracting him. That allowed me to sneak up on him. Good show old man!

 

[Teekay44]

Now, we repair the hole in your pants!

Will the stain come out too?

 

[retrogirl1941]

*Pulls out a 9mm Mauser Broomhandle and sticks it in TeeKay's back* Drop that gun! Make any stupid move and you're a dead man, savvy? Red, get away from him. Major Carter, pick up his Luger.

"what has teekay done now? Why does'nt anybody keep me informed?" Looks over at carter "Can't you make an exception this time?"

Samantha

 

[carter]

Withers, summon the car.

We must regroup at WONK HQ.

Fine, don't repair his pants!

 

[retrogirl1941]

"Won't anybody fill me in? Father this is worse then last time you found out who I was dating......"

Samantha

 

[carter]

"Won't anybody fill me in? Father this is worse then last time you found out who I was dating......"

Samantha

Sam, are you implying that I somehow disapprove of you "dating" a saboteur and nefarious villain? Nothing could be farther from the truth!

Actually, I abhor such behavior. Your trust fund may need to be revisited. Hmph!

 

[Teekay44]

Saboteur and nefarious villain? Well. I've been moved up in life.

 

[Diamondback]

[radio]Kilroy, that wasn't me; I'm still waiting for my cue to strike and spring Milo and PFY! Might wanna make sure y'all're on Blackout's good side--I think he's got an itchy trigger circuit on those 40-millimeters...[/radio]

 

[KilroyCD]

This hour of WONK is being brought to you by:

 

[KilroyCD]

[radio]Kilroy, that wasn't me; I'm still waiting for my cue to strike and spring Milo and PFY! Might wanna make sure y'all're on Blackout's good side--I think he's got an itchy trigger circuit on those 40-millimeters...[/radio]

Ah, yes, good point.

 

[carter]

What's that, Withers?

Ah, the car is outside.

Everyone, let's repair to our transport.

Sam, please bring that piece of material.

Kilroy, you have charge of this luger-wielding villain.

Withers, I'll be right along as soon as I gather some of those scones.

 

[KilroyCD]

Major Carter, could you perchance grab a scone for me? I'm famished!
C'mon Teekay, and don't try anything stupid!

 

[Diamondback]

[radio]Y'know, my trigger-fingers are gettin' kinda itchy out here too... It's been a whole two hours since I killed anything![/radio]

 

[retrogirl1941]

"You have the fabric, I handed it back to you. All of us can't fit into this car, hows everybody getting back to HQ?"
Samantha