WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[KilroyCD]

Meanwhile, as the rescuers work above:
Lo Phat: Uh, Mistuh Kil-loy, no, I...uh....found this Irvin...in shop in town.
Kilroy: Lo, you have never been a good liar. Right now I only care about one thing...
Lo Phat: Yes, Mis-tuh Kil-loy?
Kilroy: Yes, just GET ME THE HE** OUT OF HERE!!!
Just then, the rope starts jerking and Lo Phat disappears upward. Another rope gets flung down, and Kilroy grabs it and wraps it, painfully, around his waist.
Kilroy: I'm Ready!
Kilroy gets pulled upward, causing more injuries as he's yanked up through broken boards and plaster. Finally he emerges, bruised and bloody.
Kilroy: I guess this was all worth it. Just get me to the bloody hospital!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Clive- (talking to me)Why don;t you cozy up to me? Your never going to see that pilot agian! as far as we know hes dead in the rubble of that CensoredPub! Am I ever glad that was hit! So come on over here(doing the old yawn and stretch routine)

Me-I have yet to make my decison. (scooting away from clive)Please don't! (as clives arm envelopes my shoulder)

Zeigfried-Clive, looks like you have you hafe control of ze prisoner for a while.


Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

As Kilroy lies in the ambulance he wonders out loud...
I wonder if Samantha's still in the rubble?
Lo Phat: Uh, Mistuh Kil-loy, I think Ahnold has someting to tell you...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Zeigfried-I vill leafe you two to your games, see you later, fraulien!(walks out of room)

(I get up and run to other side of room.)

Clive-You can't run forever, you know?


me-try me(running to other side as clive just about catches up)


Clive-You are a tricky one aren't you!
(I run out the door into the kitchen and lock door)


Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Arnold: My cover iss blown, but at least I know vhere Samantha is. I vill brief you once ve link up with Diamondback and General Patton... and ve must vork quickly, I belieff zat Clife hass unpleassant intentions tovard her. Oh, I am quite afraid of how ze Boss vill react to ziss...

Meanwhile...
*DB/B and Patton race back to HQ, "Kilroy"'s stretcher bouncing all over the back of the jeep*

 

[KilroyCD]

Meanwhile...
*DB/B and Patton race back to HQ, "Kilroy"'s stretcher bouncing all over the back of the jeep*

Ya think you could hit those bumps a little harder, driver? Who IS driving this thing anyway, Barney Oldfield?

 

[retrogirl1941]

(I;m still locked in the kitchen)
Me-That was close!
(I hear someone come up behind me, its zeigfried)
Zeigfreid- Zo, you don;t like our guest? (grabbing my arm)
Me-he was'nt our guest, I was suppsoed to *entertain* him!Let me go!

Zeigfreid-I am afriad that it cannot be done. (taking me to the dinning room and tying me to a chair) Here you vill stay and live as long as you don;t listen to me. Vhen you do, I will let you have roam of the house again.


Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

*turning to General Patton* Did someone back there just insult my driving on this Godawful road? *swerves into pothole*
Patton: Yes, I think he did... I don't like it much, either!
{whispering)And neither do I, but it's called "priming the subject"... I want him so ready to whizz his pants that he'll beg to tell us everything he knows...
*swerves to "dodge" a bump*

 

[KilroyCD]

Driver, you can let me off here. I'll just crawl the rest of the way to the hospital...

 

[retrogirl1941]

After Zeigfried left the room, I looked at the desparity of my situation. On one hand if they never find my father or db, I will be entertaining Zeigfreid's guest's until I die! But If he does find carter or db then I get handed over to zebra team or even worse now, Clive! either way I won;t last long. I still don;t know how I surivived last time with zebra team. I heard a noise in the hallway and strained to hear..,......


Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

*Clive enters room*
Clive: So there you are, my little vixen! Oh, and you're already tied up! Well, you just don't beat around the bush, do you? Let me get my leathers on...now where's my whip?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Me- Please, I really can't,.........uh......(squirming in chair)Please, clive I can't.......(passes out)

Clive-Zeigfreid!The entertainment of the evening has fainted! Maybe some brandy and cigars? We'll be here when she wakes up, theres no avoiding me!


Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Meanwhile, we see Kilroy's ambulance arrive at the hospital...
Arnold to "real" Kilroy: Better rest, I have a rescue mission for Sam already planned--and no less than Old Blood And Guts has been masterminding it with me. You'll see her soon, I promise...*Arnold injects a sedative, and a couple paramedics roll Kilroy into the ER on a gurney with Lo Phat watching, as the big guy races off to Hangar 18*

...and DB/B & Co. arrive at Hangar 18, Blackout taxiing in as well.
*PFY meets entourage at the door*
PFY, we got us another "impostor"--would you please give him a "warm reception" in the secure holding area?
PFY: I'm on it, Boss.
Patton: Not running a very tight ship, are you?
General, must of my team are civilians--technically, so am I, I've been seconded to a civilian agency by the Army. Trust me, it's a long story... *Arnold walks in* Right now, though, we need to start planning an assault on... *raises eyebrow* Arnold?
Arnold: Zey haff taken Samantha to Teekay's mansion. Security vill be heaffy, but I think vith Blackout as a diversion... Ve must plan quickly and get airborne schnell, I beliefe Clife has vhat you call "untowaahd intentions"...
(fuming)That's it, he's toast...*adjusts glove tasers to "extra crispy" setting*

Announcer: The Chaos Reigns Players will hopefully return next week with another mind-numbing misadventure:

Will Kilroy recover from this latest round of injuries?
What's up with the second Kilroy, and will he live long enough to interrogate?
Why is Diamondback/Bourne talking like Clive's a piece of fried chicken? (Bourne: 'Cause when I'm through, it's exactly what the sonofaCENSORED's gonna look like once I'm done frying his CENSORED!)
Can Old Blood And Guts manage to control the gathering storm of Bourne's fury? (Patton: I don't know, he's an even bigger ba***rd than I am!)
Can they reach Teekay's place in time to save Samantha's life, and her innocence?
Will Kilroy's ordnancemen ever learn how to rearm Blackout properly? (Blackout: I doubt it... inferior organics... don't know why I keep trying to save them from themselves.)
Will Carter return?
Will we ever see Dostacos, zaika, MNC and Dash again?


TUNE IN NEXT TIME To WONK for the answers to these and many other nonsensical questions, when the Chaos Reigns Players continue the saga of The Rescue of the Two Cabooses Plus Multiple Milos or How I Saved the Train With a Plane But Lost My Mind To Porridge.

(We are not responsible for the inconclusivity of the aforementioned conclusion.)

Inspired by Marc Chevalier from a post by Carter derived from a photo posted by Salv.

This Evening's Cast - Samantha, Diamondback, KilroyCD, "Clive", "Zeigfried", "Lo Phat", "Arnold", "General George Patton", "Blackout", and assorted .


This Threadcast was posted live at the Studios of the Fedora Lounge.

Our Thanks to MK and the Bartenders for their Understanding and Forebearance.

 

[retrogirl1941]

And now for another episode of WONK!

Anouncer: Last week, Kilroy was going right into the ER for injuries inconcurred during an air raid. Diamondback/Bourne are on the war path to make Clive a piece of fried chicken and retrogirl1941 is in eminent danger at Teekays old mansion under the captivity of Zeigfreid and Clive; who does not have very honorable intentions towards her.

The chair I am tied to falls over and wakes me up.
Me- OW!

Clive and Zeigfreid look over at me and start towards me.

Zeigfreid- Ah, zo you decided to join us now?

Me- Can you please untie me now? I can’t breathe very well with how tight the ropes are? I won’t…….(stuggling on floor) go anywhere.

Zeigfreid- Vell, vhy not! (pulling chair up and untying ropes)Are you happy now fraulien?

Clive- Now we can get back to what we were doing earlier!(grabing me by the waist and I spit at him in the face)Stupid girl!(backhand slapping me and I fall to the floor) (to zeigfreid)I like my girls with a bit of spirit but she has too much! Is there anything we can give this insolent girl to teach her a lesson?

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Back in Hangar 18's secure facility...
(to "Kilroy") OK, exactly who are you? Talk fast, I don't have time to waste, so I'm not even gonna bother shooting you up with Pentothal. One lie and you're just gonna ride the lightnin', boy...

"Milo #2": I suggest you take him at his word--I've seen him do it--and been on the receiving end of it myself! Save yourself the trouble and just talk now, it'll hurt a lot less...
"Kilroy": Squadron Leader Richard Kilroy, RAF. Apparently, those nasty Huns were after my brother, but couldn't very well let me go, now could they?
Arnold: Ve don't haff time for zis. Ve must moofe!
PFY, watch the "Squadron Leader" until we get back, we got a rescue to launch! Blackout, how's your loadout? General, you ever done a parachute jump?
PFY: On it, boss. Mr. Kilroy, if you'll just come with me...*PFY escorts Kilroy out of the room*
Blackout: I've got five-inch rockets loaded. Figured it was a good time to break out those "experimental" missiles, too, so I've got two of those as well. Ammunition and fuel full, and I've got solid-fuel rocket boosters just waiting to ignite... headed back from the fueling pad now.
Patton: Not yet--but if it'll let me put my boot up some paper-hanging Nazi CENSORED... well, what are we waiting for?
*Blackout rolls up to front of hangar*
General, Arnold, time to mount up! General--you've had bail-out briefings before, right? These parafoils we're jumping with aren't quite the same as current round chutes, but they work on the same principles--with the advantage that we can drop from farther away. And since our delivery bird's also our air-support, we can use Blackout as a diversion...
Patton: Yes--pull ripcord, grab risers, and if the chute doesn't open, bend over, put my head between my legs and kiss my CENSORED goodbye.
*DB/B, Patton and Arnold take seats, and Blackout takes off*

 

[retrogirl1941]

Zeigfreid- Vell, Ve can give her a sedative,(whispering to clive) Ve can’t give her anything to harm her, Ve need her to get ze diamondback and carter.( pulling out a needle with a sedative in it )

(clive grabs me off the floor and hold me by the waist, stroking my hair as Zeigfreid holds tightly onto my arm and inserts the needle. I feel myself losing consounsness. They lay me down on the devan and go back to there brandy and cigars)

Clive- That was rather handy you had a sedaive lying about, any reason for that?

Zeigfried- Vell, her father, Carter, is quite the loony and I figured it ran in the family.....

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

*Meanwhile, the "other Kilroy", Squadron Leader C.P.D. Kilroy lies in bed in the infirmary, nursing multiple contusions and lacerations, not to mention a concussion.* Did anyone get the number of that truck that hit me?

 

[Diamondback]

Meanwhile, as our rescue party wings their way in...
Okay, here's the plan: we're going in overland. Blackout, you're our eyes and ears--and if you can get a lock on Samantha's beacon or spot them on infrared, maybe a little "diversionary demolition"? Along with a few low passes and maybe some strafing on heavy concentrations of likely resistance?
Blackout: Your proposal is acceptable.
Patton: Simple, quick, violent. I like it.
Arnold: Ve ah approachink drop-point...
*camera cuts wide, we see Teekay's mansion straight ahead*
Blackout: We're there, out you go!*Three hatches open, and Blackout rolls upside-down; DB/B, Patton and Arnold fall clear and pop parafoils*
Blackout: There you go, good hunting!
Patton: Thanks--to you as well!

...

*our heroes land just inside Teekay's perimeter fence, and we see Balckout's guns blazing in the distance*
Patton (landing a little hard): Oof, keep forgetting I'm not a young lieutenant anymore...

 

[KilroyCD]

C.P.D. Kilroy: I wonder where Sam is, and if she's okay? Good Lord, nobody else is around, just us patients. No nurses? What gives? I am in an English Hospital, right?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Clive-What is going on outside? A war or something?

Zeigfreid-Nothing to worry about, the guards will take care of it.

Me-( I stir a little) Kilroy...... where... are... you?......help .........

Clive-Why is she so stuck on the stupid pilot?


Samantha