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LostInTyme

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I was gonna tell a joke about the U.S. economy and the trickle-down theory. But, 99% of you won't get it.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?!”

Learn from your parents’ mistakes; use birth control.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.
 
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LostInTyme

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My wife has a new job, but it's difficult to say what she does.
She sells seashells down by the seashore.

Now that I'm older, I am lucky that someone calls me every day. A guy from India is very concerned about the warranty on my Suzuki.

A lady called and wanted the serial number for my copy machine. I told her it was a Syonara #666 and she hung up.

Why are math books always sad? Because they have so many problems.

Just got a call from Spam Risk. I told them I was safe 'cause my store was out of Spam anyway.
 
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