Clean Jokes

[Turnip]

 

[Benny Holiday]

I've started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.

 

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Turnip]

 

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[tonyb]

Q: Why don’t the British manufacture computers?

A: They haven’t figured out how to make them leak oil.

 

[Benny Holiday]

Q: Why don’t the British manufacture computers?

A: They haven’t figured out how to make them leak oil.

I wish my old man, who was an expert mechanic, was still around to read thst one. I reckon he'd have gotten a real kick out of it!

 

[Trenchfriend]

Haha!

 

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[LostInTyme]

I was looking up the word, unabridged in an abridged dictionary. No luck.

Will glass coffins be successful? Remains to be seen.

 

[Turnip]

 

[GHT]

 

[BobHufford]

Reminds me of this one ...

^^^ 1959 Impala

 

[GHT]

Reminds me of this one ...

That image will be a stoned vampire forevermore.
When Ford were trying to persuade Bob Hope to give a favourable comment about the Edsel, Hope came up with:

"It looks like it's sucking on a lemon."

 

[Frunobulax]

 

[Turnip]

 

[BobHufford]