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WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

carter

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(removing Webley from pocket of his greatcoat...)

Hmmm...Well, I don't see anyone. Sam, are we attempting to surprise your guests? Perhaps they repaired to the kitchen. Let's go see. Shhh.....
 
Meanwhile, at SOE HQ...

[radio]Carter, I'm in. Lurking in a vacant office near Milo and the PFY's cells... So far, they look OK. Someone's gonna need to get my Pave Low over here so we can evac us and Kilroy's Spitfire...

Waitasec--if Blackout's on the ground, he can get the bird over here by remote-control! Why didn't I remember that earlier?

Oh, wait--out in the countryside I can sneak my future-tech out a little, but here in the middle of London...

I'd propose once we're out, we make for my bolt-hole at 221B Baker Street.

Advice? Instructions? Anything?

Bueller?


Bueller?


Anybody?[/radio]
 

retrogirl1941

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carter said:
(removing Webley from pocket of his greatcoat...)

Hmmm...Well, I don't see anyone. Sam, are we attempting to surprise your guests? Perhaps they repaired to the kitchen. Let's go see. Shhh.....

"I don't know who they are! Maybe they went to raid the pantry?There is some pretty good stuffabck there" Sneaking back to the kitchen past the study, where a polka is still playing .....
 

carter

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Sam, it certainly is drafty in here. Why, the rear door is open. Do you suppose they've retired to the garden. Strange behavior for a blustery evening.

What's that, Withers? DB has made contact? Please let him know that we are seeking Sam's guests and...(BANG...spppnnnggg) WHAT was that! Is someone firing at us? (Bang...Bang...ssppppiing)

DOWN, EVERYONE, DOWN.....
 

carter

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No, Sam, I can't see a th....hmmm...what is this (lifts something from the floor between two fingers and sniffs...snff...snff...)... .....sweet...perhaps...(takes a nibble) hmmm...scones....Sam, I believe they have shot your scones. I wish they had left some tea.

You'll never get the redhead, you swine! (fires two shots into the garden)

We're armed and semi-dangerous. attack at your own risk!

Wait...I hear ruslling about out there...see, there's a silhouette atop the wall...ah, they've gone over the wall.

Well, let's see what's missing.
 
[radio]Forget air-evac--I'm sending Blackout. If you can suck the enemy out into the open, he'll do the rest...

Don't forget, we're talking four .50s and four 40mms, so you'l want some distance between them and you...

Blackout, fire-mission--Carter will provide coordinates. Go get some![/radio]

Back at the airstrip...
*Four jets and two huge piston engines roar as Blackout lifts into the night sky, afterburner flames trailing behind*
 

carter

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Not a bloody thing in this fog. Wait, here's something...looks like a piece of cloth....caught on the top of this iron thingy...this feels like a cavalry twill.

Here, Sam, what do you make of this?
 

carter

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Well, it was originally a military cloth but it has found it's way into civilian usage.

Too short? I think not! You, my dear, are the epitome of femininity. The very image of you dear mother, Lili. (coughs a bit and turns back to the house, a single tear falls upon his cheek)
 

carter

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Withers, where did HE come from? He is supposed to be incarcerated.

You, sir, are a Cad and an escapist! Are you, perhaps, related to a chap named Houdini?
 

carter

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Shall we discuss what is is that you want? Why not tell us what you really, really want?

Sam, I'll calm down as soon as we have dinner.
 

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