WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[carter]

zzzztttt.....Kilroy, I have it!......Scatter leftovers in the harbor.....like a chum line......should attract all manner of foul undersea creatures.......will foul their props should they escape your vigilant Home Guard.......Have RAF load one aircraft with excess cranberry relish, pickles, olives, whatnot......if they escape the pier by boat......pelt them with same.....Will secure passage from aerodrome......bbbbzzzzzzrrrrtttt....

 

[retrogirl1941]

Thanks a lot! I see where your loyalties lie! You know there already folowing us.

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

I just saw something tumbling arse over tincups

Or was that arse over c-cups! I believe it's the redhead! She looks like she just got thrown from a moving vehicle. Stop the cab!! **SCREECH!!*** Step in, miss...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Why?

why would I want a ride with you? I dont know you! And even if I did , which I don't, I would'nt!

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

why would I want a ride with you? I dont know you! And even if I did , which I don't, I would'nt!

I have reason to believe you're in mortal danger. I heard something a bout a cranberry spill in the harbor, or something like that.

 

[carter]

STOP!.....I have no funds for a TIP, you wanker!...Move along.......I say, pilot, I have desparate need for transport to the aerodrome at WONK HQ.....You can? Then let's go! The fate of the....well, never mind,.....it's in the balance. .......This belt?...hmmmm...and cap.....and goggles.....I'm as ready as ever I'll be.......

.....zzzzzbrtttt... Kilroy, we're airborne!.....The tide is IN! That's excellent! We are favored by the elements......Will arive as soon as possible....have you apprehended them yet? .......bbbbbbrzzzzttt...

 

[retrogirl1941]

why do I care about cranberrys? I hate cranberrys!And why would I be in danger?

samantha

 

[Teekay44]

Driver Stop here!!!! Stop!!!STOP!!!! Screeeeeeech Big Thump MY nose

Driver "2 quid Gov."

Heres a fiver and forget all this!

(Ducks into the always convinet old warehouse) Mumbles... Wheres my flaslight. this it.... no..... just a can of cranberry sause... ah here it is.

 

[KilroyCD]

why do I care about cranberrys? I hate cranberrys!And why would I be in danger?

Well, miss, if you ended up in the water the cranberrys would make your red dress..., well even redder. (Darn, I'm not good at making things up). I mean, oh, heck JUST GET IN! YOU'RE IN DANGER!!!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Well, if you insist!

Why are you so intrested in saving me anyways?I can handle my own problems!Your right you are bad at making up lines!

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Why are you so intrested in saving me anyways?I can handle my own problems!Your right you are bad at making up lines!

Well, miss, it has to do with the fact that my parents sent me to a boarding school when I was in my teens. The "Our Lady of Perpetual Misery School For Boys". I had no girls around to chat up, and I became a little, well, shy...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Is that why I am in danger or why your bad at lines? You were certainley making eyes enough at me at the party tonight.

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Is that why I am in danger or why your bad at lines? You were certainley making eyes enough at me at the party tonight.

Well, I couldn't really help it. You look like you should be a pin-up model!
**brzzt* Wait! Something's coming over the wireless! Carter! Is that you?

 

[carter]

Wait....WAIT!...I lost my Fedora!....I'll be just a ..moment....hmmm...goggles, helmet, buckle......now to dismount....Now here.....There it is! Stop....Stop!...It's getting awwaaaay.....quickly now....the wind has shifted....head it off....across the tarmac......AH! GOT IT!.......
huff...huff..huff......Hre I am......now to remount.....ease into seat....buckle...helmet...goggles....scarf....tea....crumpet....
Pilot, Let us be off....
Ahhhahaha....this is delicious, tea...crumpet...the wind in my face.....flying east into the morning.....villains be forewarned.....Carter Never Sleeps!

xzzzzzzzbbbrrrtt....Come in Rangoon.....Come in Rangoon....wha? HQ WONK is not in Rangoon? ......hmmmm....well, carry on Pilot....I'll be right here....Kilroy, come in, Kilroy....enroute....don't fret....snacking enroute....have the perpetrators been apprehended?....zzzzzttt...[/B]

 

[retrogirl1941]

well then...

Maybe you could take some test shots of me sometime?

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Maybe you could take some test shots of me sometime?

Well, I sure would like to CENSORED sometime...

 

[KilroyCD]

Well, I sure would like to CENSORED sometime...

Who is that censor, and how'd he get in here?

 

[carter]

.....zzzzzttt...Kilroy, come in, Kilroy.....zzzzzttt...Pilot informs me that flight will take quite some time......will necessitate refueling in Newfoundland.....arrival will be sometime mid-morning your time.....Apprehend and detain the female...confiscate her possessions and any packages or parcels....appeal to her vanity....convince her that she can be a War Bond model.....lull here into a false sense of security......guard docks, piers, and warehouses....accomplices must be bottled-up until search and apprehension...It's your game Old Man, play it well......Oh, and don''t forget to tell DB that Zaika is.......bbbbbrrrrrzzzzttt.....spt...spt...

 

[retrogirl1941]

oh.....

Your making me blush! I think were at the destination. Where are we by the way? you never told me were you were taking me.

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Wait....WAIT!...I lost my Fedora!....I'll be just a ..moment....hmmm...goggles, helmet, buckle......now to dismount....Now here.....There it is! Stop....Stop!...It's getting awwaaaay.....quickly now....the wind has shifted....head it off....across the tarmac......AH! GOT IT!.......
huff...huff..huff......Hre I am......now to remount.....ease into seat....buckle...helmet...goggles....scarf....tea....crumpet....
Pilot, Let us be off....
Ahhhahaha....this is delicious, tea...crumpet...the wind in my face.....flying east into the morning.....villains be forewarned.....Carter Never Sleeps!

xzzzzzzzbbbrrrtt....Come in Rangoon.....Come in Rangoon....wha? HQ WONK is not in Rangoon? ......hmmmm....well, carry on Pilot....I'll be right here....Kilroy, come in, Kilroy....enroute....don't fret....snacking enroute....have the perpetrators been apprehended?....zzzzzttt...[/B]

Carter, one is in custody, have lost sight of the other. The one in custody has no clue that I'm on to her. I'm playing dumb, and she's buying it...