WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[Diamondback]

Gin or vodka? Shaken or stirred?

 

[KilroyCD]

She has me shaken...

Gin or vodka? Shaken or stirred?

Or should I say "stirred up"?

 

[Diamondback]

Yes, well I guess that is to my advantage: cold and calculating will trump your hot-blooded passion every time.

Oh, by the way, that phone call? Was my banker in Zurich--seems your check failed to clear, Mr. Kilroy...

I'll give you seven days--I'll even eat the interest and the NSF fees--but if it's not paid in a week, then my services go to the highest bidder.

You see, I'm the ultimate mercenary--no matter who wins, Death never loses... *cackle*

 

[KilroyCD]

How could that have happened?!?

Yes, well I guess that is to my advantage: cold and calculating will trump your hot-blooded passion every time.

Oh, by the way, that phone call? Was my banker in Zurich--seems your check failed to clear, Mr. Kilroy...

I'll give you seven days--I'll even eat the interest and the NSF fees--but if it's not paid in a week, then my services go to the highest bidder.

You see, I'm the ultimate mercenary--no matter who wins, Death never loses... *cackle*

That was a certified check! I swear, as I stand 'ere.

 

[Diamondback]

Certified or not, it bounced like it was rubber...

I'm sure it was just some minor, trivial error somewhere--when was the last time you balanced your organization's checkbook? Could somebody be skimming just enough to have not let it clear?

 

[KilroyCD]

Certified or not, it bounced like it was rubber...

I'm sure it was just some minor, trivial error somewhere--when was the last time you balanced your organization's checkbook? Could somebody be skimming just enough to have not let it clear?

My organization is the RAF! Bloody h**l! How could this be happening? This will leave me with a engineless Spitfire! Somehow, SHE must be behind this!

 

[Diamondback]

Oh, your engine's still getting installed, in fact it looks like my best mechanic just finished actually...

 

[Diamondback]

The Aftermath​

[voice=narrator]So we've got a turncoat rattlesnake, a saboteur with a crush and an RAF squadron that bounces checks like they do landing planes.

Will Kilroy's new engine work as promised? Will the saboteur have a change of heart? And whose side is the mysterious Diamondback really on?

Tune in next season, WONK fans, because next week we're being preempted by a special Boardcast of WONK's Holiday Havoc!

Until next time...[/voice]

 

[KilroyCD]

Smashing!

Oh, your engine's still getting installed, in fact it looks like my best mechanic just finished actually...

Jolly good! I'll leave it to old Winston to make good on the check. But where has our little saboteur gone?

 

[KilroyCD]

Yes folks, tune in next week, same time, same station...

The Aftermath​

[voice=narrator]So we've got a turncoat rattlesnake, a saboteur with a crush and an RAF squadron that bounces checks like they do landing planes.

Will Kilroy's new engine work as promised? Will the saboteur have a change of heart? And whose side is the mysterious Diamondback really on?

Tune in next season, WONK fans, because next week we're being preempted by a special Boardcast of WONK's Holiday Havoc!

Until next time...[/voice]

...for "Holiday Havoc" , featuring the WONK players (in alphabetical order): Carter, Diamondback, KilroyCD, Retrogirl1941 and Zaika

 

[retrogirl1941]

The best season of the year....

As I walked down mainstreet I realized why I loved the holidays, presents, presents,presents! And the partys! The partys are always so lovely. The one I was going to tonight was sure to doozy! The guest list was an interesting mix of charcters. Maybe that pilot would be there!

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

I'm in town with my Squadron mates Pete Moss and Justin Thyme, looking to go cut a rug when we stumbled upon this big holiday party. Looks like a doozy, the mother of all holiday parties! I wonder if they'd let a few RAF types in uninvited?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Oh, look over there.....hhhmmm...

I put my coat in the coat room and sauntered in. Looks like it should be a fun evening. I spotted from the corner of my eye the pilot I had been tracking for a year now. Him and his buddies ahd just arrived.

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Hey Pete! See that redhead?

She caught my eye from across the room. Is it her? No, it can't be. Yes, it has to be! That's the spicy dame who has been giving me fits! It has to be her! I poke Pete with my elbow, you think that's her?...

 

[retrogirl1941]

I know he saw me! There he is just telling all kinds of storys to his buddies! I can see him pointing and jabbing his buddies to get there attention. Maybe he does'nt want me after all! Maybe I have been chasing something that does'nt want to be chased.....

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

She's making eye contact. It's gotta be her. I didn't even think she knew I was alive...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Oh!

I dont know weather I should go over and talk to him or quickly leave. Decisons decisons! Can't my boyfriend should be getting here soon, I have to keep away somehow.

Samantha

 

[Teekay44]

Excuse me can I buy you a drink.? Martini right?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Excuse me can I buy you a drink.? Martini right?

Why, yes you can! Did you just arrive?

samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

Darn pilot!

That pilot needs to go back to his hanger! He is going to ruin my evening!He keeps making eye contact like he was about to come over here and talk to me....this is going to be one intersting night.

samantha