WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[Diamondback]

Doesn't matter, with one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on this team, how can they even hope to win? lol Perhaps I should more properly introduce myself? 'Death' *slight bow*, at your service...

Y'see, they're not the only one with a saboteur working for them... but ours also has access to sixty years' more advanced technology and heavier weapons. And, from the looks of the other guy... er, gal's antics, they have an amateur, while I've forgotten more in my meager years about the dark arts than she'll ever know...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Foiled again!

Doesn't matter, with one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on this team, how can they even hope to win? lol Perhaps I should more properly introduce myself? 'Death' *slight bow*, at your service...

Y'see, they're not the only one with a saboteur working for them... but ours also has access to sixty years' more advanced technology and heavier weapons. And, from the looks of the other guy... er, gal's antics, they have an amateur, while I've forgotten more in my meager years about the dark arts than she'll ever know...

Foiled again! Drat! Ok well this time I will plant a real bomb instead of a ticking clock in his aircraft; well I guess it would still quilify as a ticking clock.Anyway, After I left the airstrip I went to the boyfriends house for a nice steak dinner; and not those skimpy steaks called "victory cuts" I'm talkin' large sirloin. And a large choclate cake! mmmm.......

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Sounds like her boyfriend is a Black Marketeer...

Foiled again! Drat! Ok well this time I will plant a real bomb instead of a ticking clock in his aircraft; well I guess it would still quilify as a ticking clock.Anyway, After I left the airstrip I went to the boyfriends house for a nice steak dinner; and not those skimpy steaks called "victory cuts" I'm talkin' large sirloin. And a large choclate cake! mmmm.......

Samantha

I strongly believe those steaks are rationed!

 

[retrogirl1941]

Whatever gave you that idea?

I strongly believe those steaks are rationed!

Those are the best kind of steaks!

As we finished dinner, I had said something this week about needing new stockings and voila! There they were! And silk no less!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

She's a saboteur and has a black marketeer boyfriend...

Those are the best kind of steaks!

As we finished dinner, I had said something this week about needing new stockings and voila! There they were! And silk no less!

Samantha

I dunno guys, but this dame looks like trouble! DB, Carter and Zaika, you in tonight?

 

[Diamondback]

There is another possibility, though:

We know that products of the "current time" are rationed, however the situation also does not account for "up-time" matters, such as my having access to technologies and weapons sixty years or more before their actual deployment...

How do we know that, if I have temporal-displacement technology, somebody else doesn't too and is shipping things in from the future the same way as my weapons and I were? As a matter of fact...

*checks freezer installed in Blackout's cargo hold* SOME S.O.B. STOLE MY STEAKS!

 

[retrogirl1941]

goodnight all!

As I was being wined and dined, the ticking continued and in 30 minutes that darned pilots plane would be in peices! Success! And now back to the chocolate cake.

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Ah, but it was my old plane...

As I was being wined and dined, the ticking continued and in 30 minutes that darned pilots plane would be in peices! Success! And now back to the chocolate cake.

Samantha

You may have succeeded in blowing up my old Spit Mk.IX, but our Squadron just upgraded to the Mk.XIV. That was to have been my last mission in the old 'IX. Now I have to remember to hold left rudder on takeoff, since the big ol' Griffon out front swings the prop in the other direction. Otherwise I'll be pirouetting away from the runway.

 

[retrogirl1941]

Ok that was not a final goodnight!

As if the bomb in his planes engine was'nt enough I poured some sugar into the fuel tank with the help of one of the helpers on the airfield. He was a sweet boy! He showed me exactly where the fuel tank was. And good thing because it would have ruined my manicure to find anything on that dirty peice of airplane!

samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Wait a second, something's not right... Something in the air, smells like... plastic explosives!

*sniffs air, starts to follow scent to engine of Kilroy's Spit*

Boom!

Kilroy, good news/bad news. Bad news, your engine's totaled. Good news, the mounts are undamaged and the airframe's still sound.

*Pulls out organizer and checks shipping manifest from "Advanced Research & Development*

The even better news is, I've got a replacement over in Hangar 18, an even better one. These babies won't officially hit even "experimental" for another four years...

Ohh, lucky you, Kilroy. Unlucky you, Little Miss Sauerkraut--looks like I've got an experimental fuel-injection system in there too...

Interesting, this charge appears to have been aimed to wreck hardware, rather than to kill... Kilroy, your saboteur appears to be taking great pains to not kill you, but is definitely targeting you. Anything you care to tell us, anyone who might be predisposed to do this to you?

 

[retrogirl1941]

That darned pilot!

Wait a second, something's not right... Something in the air, smells like... plastic explosives!

*sniffs air, starts to follow scent to engine of Kilroy's Spit*

Boom!

Kilroy, good news/bad news. Bad news, your engine's totaled. Good news, the mounts are undamaged and the airframe's still sound.

*Pulls out organizer and checks shipping manifest from "Advanced Research & Development*

The even better news is, I've got a replacement over in Hangar 18, an even better one. These babies won't officially hit even "experimental" for another four years...

Ohh, lucky you, Kilroy. Unlucky you, Little Miss Sauerkraut--looks like I've got an experimental fuel-injection system in there too...

Interesting, this charge appears to have been aimed to wreck hardware, rather than to kill... Kilroy, your saboteur appears to be taking great pains to not kill you, but is definitely targeting you. Anything you care to tell us, anyone who might be predisposed to do this to you?

If that pilot had only said yes to my advances, maybe this would not be happening! But instead he took the dangerous road.lol

samantha

 

[Diamondback]

And you've taken a very dangerous road yourself, young lady...

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Picking a fight with the Grim Reaper, especially the incarnation known as "Diamondback", may be hazardous to your health.

lol

So, how'd you get to my freezer? Blackout is smarter than any person, so...

 

[retrogirl1941]

And you've taken a very dangerous road yourself, young lady...

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Picking a fight with the Grim Reaper, especially the incarnation known as "Diamondback", may be hazardous to your health.

lol

So, how'd you get to my freezer? Blackout is smarter than any person, so...

I don't deal on the black market, I just reap the benefits!It must have been my boss, um I mean my boyfriend! Yah, thats it! Why would I put myself in harms way to mess up my perfect hair? Thats insane!

samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Oh, nice try--there are trace quantities of perfume residue in the air... that just happen to match your perfume. An examination of the hatch reveals nail-polish residue that just happens to match yours, and a few reddish-brown hairs were found in the vicinity, the right length and shade to be from your head.

Care to refute the evidence?

 

[KilroyCD]

You lost me there for a few moments...

There is another possibility, though:

We know that products of the "current time" are rationed, however the situation also does not account for "up-time" matters, such as my having access to technologies and weapons sixty years or more before their actual deployment...

How do we know that, if I have temporal-displacement technology, somebody else doesn't too and is shipping things in from the future the same way as my weapons and I were? As a matter of fact...

*checks freezer installed in Blackout's cargo hold* SOME S.O.B. STOLE MY STEAKS!

This is hardly the time to be conjugating temporal verbs in the past impossible never tense. Regardless, my confusion caused me to step away from the plane before she whacked my beautiful new Mk XIV... *sob* it was such a gorgeous plane! Well, I'm off to Hangar 18 to see what awaits...

 

[KilroyCD]

So, how'd you get to my freezer? Blackout is smarter than any person, so...

DB, could Blackout be a double agent, so to speak? To have gone over to the "dark side"?

 

[retrogirl1941]

Top this!

Oh, nice try--there are trace quantities of perfume residue in the air... that just happen to match your perfume. An examination of the hatch reveals nail-polish residue that just happens to match yours, and a few reddish-brown hairs were found in the vicinity, the right length and shade to be from your head.

Care to refute the evidence?

Yes, I can! Just meet me in the back room the hanger in 10 minutes. I'll change your mind!

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Yes, I can! Just meet me in the back room the hanger in 10 minutes. I'll change your mind!

samantha

Don't go DB, she has a certain power that no man can resist!

 

[retrogirl1941]

ha!

Don't go DB, she has a certain power that no man can resist!

You certainly did! And look where that got you! You could have been the one I was having stolen steaks with tonight!

samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

You certainly did! And look where that got you! You could have been the one I was having stolen steaks with tonight!

samantha

Yes, and it was quite difficult! It took all of my being to get away, but I did. And the stolen steaks are why! I wouldn't dare cross "The Reaper", much less partake of ill-gotten booty (not that kind of booty - this is a family show).