WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[MrNewportCustom]

Oh, I don't want the corset for myself. I'm only interested in its contents.

And, Zaika . . . er, BLUE, where upon yourself will you be concealing a weapon? Will I need to frisk you?

Gibberish it is.


Lee

 

[zaika]

zaika, well yes, that is a lovely corset. Will you be waering same for rendevous with MNC. If so, beware of health issues. Suggest warm trench coat for a variety of reasons.

OVER

well...i was just trying it on, but it fits so nicely, i might just be wearing it. will put on a black vinyl trench ala the matrix. keeps out the water, you know.

 

[MrNewportCustom]

No snails for me, thank you.

Carter, how will I know I'm on the correct boat? "Any boat that is afloat" won't necessarily put me in contact with DB's associate.


Lee

 

[carter]

DB, any word from DT? Is all in readiness for his cavalry escapade with massive heavy weapons back-up as well as emergency retrieval over water if needed?

Hmmm...have you seen my slippers?

 

[zaika]

Oh, I don't want the corset for myself. I'm only interested in its contents.

And, Zaika . . . er, BLUE, where upon yourself will you be concealing a weapon? Will I need to frisk you?

Gibberish it is.


Lee

i can imagine quite a few places that i could conceal a weapon. i'll have to think about it while you float over here...you may just HAVE to frisk me upon arrival, sorry to say.

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Your slippers are under the side of your bed, sir.


Lee

 

[MrNewportCustom]

. . . Right next to the horseshoes. . . . We won't ask.


Lee

 

[MrNewportCustom]

i can imagine quite a few places that i could conceal a weapon. i'll have to think about it while you float over here...you may just HAVE to frisk me upon arrival, sorry to say.

Well, if that's what you want!


Lee

 

[carter]

It is the RED vessel.

Please board and cast-off with all dispatch. Don't forget your wellies!

Bon Voyage.

OUT

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Thank you, Sir. I wouldn't want to get onto one that'd sink! I'd never get to frisk Zaika!

Wellies packed! (Yes, even as a Yank, I know what they are. )


Lee

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Where is DB? He hasn't responded to anything for a while. He hasn't been discoverd, has he? DB, you there?


Lee

 

[carter]

Slippers are under my bed? Hmmm....odd.
Thank you DB.
I'll retrieve them now.
Would you care for tea and a biscuit?

(walks from ready room muttering sotto vocce, "beneath my bed...hmmm..curiouser and curiouser..."

 

[zaika]

Well, if that's what you want!


Lee

no. that's not what i want. i'm a lady, after all!!

 

[zaika]

Slippers are under my bed? Hmmm....odd.
Thank you DB.
I'll retrieve them now.
Would you care for tea and a biscuit?

(walks from ready room muttering sotto vocce, "beneath my bed...hmmm..curiouser and curiouser..."

i like your slippers! they are very ornamental.

 

[MrNewportCustom]

no. that's not what i want. i'm a lady, after all!!

Well, regardless, I'll meet you at the corset shop as soon as possible.

Ornamental, indeed! . . . Do my eyes decieve me, Carter, or do the toes curl up on those things?


Lee
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Do I hear bells?

 

[carter]

(carter shuffles back into the ready room wearing a natty pair of slippers and bearing a sumptous tray of biscuits, scones, cakes and tea.)

DB, old chap, here are our victuals for the evening.

(gazing fondly at his slippers)

These are rather nice aren't they. I do say that I find them to be rather more oriental than ornamental. however. Nice pagodas and mountains and absolutely ravishing dragons.
DB, have I ever told you how I won these adorable slippers from an elderly gentleman in China over a game of cuniform Yahtzee?

MNC, curling toes are mine. Podiatry has been set aside pending the outcome of our operation.

 

[carter]

To: ZAIKA
FROM: CARTER
STATUS: TOPSECRETCRYPTOXXIV EYES ONLY

zaika, please be advised that MNC has a proclivity for Ladies Foundational Graments. He may be interested in procuring items of your wardrobe for personal use. STOP
He must be persuaded to desist from this behavior at all costs. STOP
Cabooses may have been sighted boarding train for the Alps. STOP
Rendevous at Ye Olde Corset Shoppe and await further instructions. STOP

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Interpersonal use!


Lee

 

[zaika]

TO CARTER
FROM ZAIKA
have been advised STOP
still, it might be fun STOP
heading for alps now STOOOOOP
i've BEEN rendezvousing this entire time. STOP AGAIN.

 

[carter]

TO: MNC
FROM: Carter
STATUS: Hush Hush, shhhh

Are horseshoes beneath my bed yours?
A gift?
A nefarious attempt to infiltrate the ranks?
My nails are a mess.
Do you know the whereabouts of my file?
Mmmmm...rank and file...mmm.