WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[carter]

DB and MNC,

Let's shape up gentlemen. Our task is to locate and retrieve both cabooses.

DB, MNC will rise or fall to the occasion. There'll be no switching on this nightshift.

Now, as you were.

Carry on.

 

[MrNewportCustom]

DB is standing right behind you, sir, and Milo is in the other room awaiting instructions and acorns.


Lee

 

[Diamondback]

Oh, I also managed to arrange a chopper--but if you break it, you're paying for the repair-costs. I "liberated" this Hind-D on a job out in the 'Stans--it's served me well, and I've grown to love the old beast, so I'm not putting it on the table lightly...

Oh, armament. *grabs crowbar and pries open crate* [voice=Borat]"AK47's for everyone!"[/voice] They'll be waiting in a rack on the chopper. For personal sidearms, I need more info about everyone's experience with irons.

 

[carter]

He is?....Well, why didn't you say so?

Milo can wait. Send out a foraging party for acorns ad nuts. I'd like some macadamias and pistachoes as well if that can be arranged.

Gentlemen, please report on our readiness with armaments and transport.

 

[zaika]

i found one!!

 

[carter]

Won't the chopper frighten the cavalry and eliminate any possibility for stealth? Let's have it available should we need a gunship at some juncture.

AK47's are to be carried while in the saddle, so to speak. Have arrangements been made to accomodate this?

DB, if you are returned from leave, I intend to dispatch MNC on an errand of some sensitivity.

MNC, are you up to a bit of a challenge?

 

[carter]

Zaika, That's certainly a very nice caboose. However...that is neither of the cabooses in question.

Have you seen Dash?

If not, Will dispatch secondary contact to Le Harve.

Out

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Sure. Will I have time to stop for a bite to eat on the way?


Lee

 

[carter]

MNC, Take Milo. Forage for Acorns and Nuts along your way.

Your mission is to rendevous with zaika, code name blue, at the Olde Corset Shoppe in Le Harve by 0700 tomorrow morning. Provide identity of two cabooses and assist in locating same, rescue, and retrieval.

 

[zaika]

Zaika, That's certainly a very nice caboose. However...that is neither of the cabooses in question.

Have you seen Dash?

If not, Will dispatch secondary contact to Le Harve.

Out

i haven't seen dash since leaving my marsh.

 

[Diamondback]

Carter, I've given the old girl some upgrades. She's got active sound-cancellation, and variable-pitch rotors with "whisper mode"--think a Commiefied Airwolf, albeit a slower-moving one. You never even know she's there until all heck breaks loose... she's also been rebuilt out of composites, and uses "active stealth" technology to cancel radar. We haven't perfected "optical camo" yet, but we're working on it...

On the saddles, did you really think I'd buy any that didn't have provisions to support weapons? *raised eyebrow*

MNC, here ya go--munch on this. *pitches big bag of trail-mix straight at MNC*

Still waiting for an idea what I'm dealing with on pistols and shotguns... can't do anything without more info. Anyone have any favorites/personal preferences? I'm bringing a pair of .50-caliber 1911s, a couple Thompsons rebuilt for .50, two AA-12 shotguns with drums, a Barrett Light .50 [singing]"and a partridge in a pear tree"[/singing] for myself...

 

[carter]

Identify as follows:

caboose # 1

caboose # 2

believed to be sisters and in mortal danger.

Once located, approach with caution, may be unarmed and in possession of dangerous wiles.

repeat, proceed with extreme caution.

 

[zaika]

Identify as follows:

caboose # 1

caboose # 2

believed to be sisters and in mortal danger.

Once located, approach with caution, may be unarmed and in possession of dangerous wiles.

repeat, proceed with extreme caution.

psht. is that all? i am IMMUNE to THOSE kinds of wiles. someone do the recon and i'll retrieve.

 

[carter]

DB, Please be advised. zaika is in possession of a Luger but no, I repeat no, ammunition. Please procure same and dispatch with MNC. Also, pursuant to earlier posting, DT is in possession of M1's. Please make appropriate disposition of ammunition for same. All other armanent, except cavalry sabres and Webley revolvers, to be held in reserve.

What is status of uniforms as set forth in Operational Instructions: LIV MIX, paragraph 4, subsection 13?

zaika, MNC has been dispatched to rendevous with you at Olde Corset Shoppe in Le Harve NLT 0700 tomorrow morning. Your code name; Blue. Will be accompanied by Milo, small furry chap with taste for acorns and nuts.

Confirm
Over

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Thanks, DB. This should cover Milo, too. I can handle pretty much any handgun you can toss my way. I've also fired .22 rifles, .223 Ruger semiauto rifles and various shotguns.


Lee

 

[Diamondback]

Secured.

Does DT have Garands or Carbines? It makes a real big difference, you know...

Uggh. Luger. Do you have any idea whatsoever how difficult it is to find ammo loaded weak enough to not cause a shrapnel-facial for those?

Gimme an hour, and I'll have enough low-pressure rounds to feed that Luger for the rest of its life.

Better yet, I'll send one of my longslide 1911s chambered for .40 and a bunch of ammo for it, too. Lee, make a note of all this--we got work to do...

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Not to mention I'm quite proficient with bow and arrow and crossbows.

I said Ruger, not Luger.


Lee

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Ah! You were responding to Carter. Sorry.


Lee

 

[carter]

DT, Carbines, horseback you know. Procede with ammunition for Luger.

(I could use a nice facial about now. Aveda Botanicals would be nice)

I have many ideas but will not transmit as this line is not cleared for TSCRYPTOXXX,

Has MNC secured cross-channel transport to LeHarve?

Time is of the essence.

 

[Diamondback]

What kinda Ruger, and what caliber? What options should I add? Sure you wouldn't like to work with Ma Deuce from the Hind's front-seat? I do still need a gunner...