WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[MrNewportCustom]

As you know, I'm new to the area. I'll need help with cross-channel transport.


Lee

 

[carter]

DB, MNC's Ruger is classified as a personal weapon and, as such, is his personal responsibility.

Please issue Webley as standard issue.

MNC, Cross- Channel transport is to be located at the coast, try Dover, beware of cliffs. Pursuant to earlier postings identify as:

 

[Diamondback]

I've contracted with a freighter to get across the channel--trust me, she only looks like a rustbucket, I've worked with her captain and installed some "upgrades" before...

 

[MrNewportCustom]

What kinda Ruger, and what caliber? What options should I add? Sure you wouldn't like to work with Ma Deuce from the Hind's front-seat? I do still need a gunner...

It was years ago. I just know it was a .223 Ruger semiauto rifle. I believe my friend called it a "Mini-mag" and that it was fun to fire. And as far as ability, I once rang a school bell at 100 yards with a .22 long rifle, sans optical sight.

Please elaborate on Ma Deuce, Hind's and gunner position.


Lee

 

[carter]

Gentlemen,

No time for dithering.

Refer to earlier posting and board transport for channel crossing as shown.

God Save the Queen!

 

[carter]

zaika,

Immunity to wiles is laudable. Good show!

A good deal of dithering here. (I need those higher heels.)

Location of cabooses unknown at this time. Recon may fall to you.

MNC dispatched mid-dither.

Any word from Dash?

Over

 

[MrNewportCustom]

DB, perhaps you can get me to the cross channel ferry. We can discuss weapons on the way.


Lee

 

[MrNewportCustom]

I was just looking at these photos. Are you sure they're not idnetical twins, or even photos of the same girl?


Lee

 

[carter]

MNC,

NO, I repeat, NO FERRY.

Board available transport at Dover with Milo.

DB to remain at CRPHQUK with me.

OUT!

 

[MrNewportCustom]

I'm assuming you mean the boat that is actually IN the water.


Lee

 

[zaika]

at corset shop, waiting for rendezvous, i'm afraid dash is MIA. but just LOOK at the beautiful corset i found!!

 

[carter]

MNC,

Twins are most probable.

As previously stated.

Please proceed with all dispatch.

zaika awaits your arrival as she is in dire need of further garbled communication.

OUT!

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Lovely corset, Zaika! *wolf whistle* Shows all the tourist attractions!


Lee

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Garbled communications on their way; I'm an expert at that. I just hope she understands. DB, do I have everything I need?


Lee
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Ready, Milo?

 

[zaika]

zaika awaits your arrival as she is in dire need of further garbled communication.

OUT!

yeah!! i love garbled communication!!

 

[zaika]

MNC, thanks! and i can understand almost ALL garbled communications. unless it's in esperanto. then all bets are off.

 

[MrNewportCustom]

I await my arrival, too, as I'm in dire need of seeing her in that corset again!
Esperanto? No problem. I've never liked Esperanto, anyway. How about gibberish?


Lee

 

[carter]

MNC,

ANY BOAT THAT IS AFLOAT!

Be advised that zaika, code name BLUE may be possessed by a frilly corset upon rendevous. Proceed as though all is normal. She is in possession of a Luger to which you will provide ammunition provided by DB.

NO, you are not authorized to secure a corset for yourself.

OVER

zaika, well yes, that is a lovely corset. Will you be wearing same for rendevous with MNC. If so, beware of health issues. Suggest warm trench coat for a variety of reasons.

OVER

 

[zaika]

I await my arrival, too, as I'm in dire need of seeing her in that corset!
Esperanto? No problem. I've never liked Esperanto, anyway. How about gibberish?


Lee

gibberish is PERFECT

 

[carter]

Yes, Gibberish goes well as a side-dish with goulash. I'm told they have a laudable goulash escargot in Le Harve. Reminds me of...