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WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

Back at Hangar 18:
*we see that Samantha found Bourne unconscious--but now he jerks back to life, obviously having had a vision of something disturbing...

(shouting) Arnold, we gotta move! Get KARR operational, this is an emergency!
Arnold: Working on it--Zamantha vas here earlier looking for you, by ze vay. *Arnold pulls back a tarp, revealing a long, sleek, black-and-silver vehicle--to 1940s eyes, can't tell if it's a car or a Buck Rogers spaceship; future eyes recognize it as having come off a GM assembly-line in the 1980s...
KARR: I gather that you finally have need of my capabilities--what seems to be the problem?
We're going to check on Samantha--intuition tells me she's in deep crap! *Arnold and DB hop in, and KARR lays down rubber on the floor--the vehicle's nose extends forward, a front spoiler pops up, small fins pop out of the sides and the rear canopy lifts revealing two massive boosters, spouting huge blue flames... camera shifts to the instrument panel, where we see the speedometer click up to 200MPH*

KARR: What is our destination?
Not entirely sure--in my vision, I recall something about "Whip and Something"...
Arnold: I'm detecting faint traces of Zamantha's dead skin-cells on ze road--nice thing about biologicals, you alvays leaf easy markers to find... KARR, patch me into your internal netvurk und I vill guide.
 

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retrogirl1941 said:
"You can't make me tell you what I don't know! Why won't you beleive me?"

Samantha
Zeigfried: Ve don't beliefe you because you haff lied to us before! I'm zertain you know ze vehreabouts of Carter. Now, if you falue you're pretty looks, just cooperate. If you don't cooperate, well, Roy, vould you like to show her vhat you haff for her?
*Roy pulls out the biggest straight razor anyone has ever seen*
Zeigfreid: You know vhat size scar zhat could make on your pretty little face, mein dear?
 

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KilroyCD said:
Zeigfried: Ve don't beliefe you because you haff lied to us before! I'm zertain you know ze vehreabouts of Carter. Now, if you falue you're pretty looks, just cooperate. If you don't cooperate, well, Roy, vould you like to show her vhat you haff for her?
*Roy pulls out the biggest straight razor anyone has ever seen*
Zeigfreid: You know vhat size scar zhat could make on your pretty little face, mein dear?

"I..... really....(struggling with ropes that are on my wrists)... can't tell you anything! PLease!Don't do this. I have never lied to you!"

Samantha
 

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retrogirl1941 said:
"I..... really....(struggling with ropes that are on my wrists)... can't tell you anything! PLease!Don't do this. I have never lied to you either!"

Samantha
Zeigfried: SILENCE! Ve vill get ze information ve are lookink for. Don't you vorry. Vonce zay find out you're missink, zay vill send somevon out to look for you. Ve vill chust capture him as vell. Zhen ve vill find out zhat you're lyink to us.
 
Kilroy, Bourne--I had a premonition that Samantha's in trouble, and we're off after her--Arnold and I have to do this alone, though. He's tracking her by a trail of shed skin-cells... we've got a very fast armored car, and I'm planning to just go straight through a wall for maximum surprise.
 

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Diamondback said:
Kilroy, Bourne--I had a premonition that Samantha's in trouble, and we're off after her--Arnold and I have to do this alone, though. He's tracking her by a trail of shed skin-cells... we've got a very fast armored car, and I'm planning to just go straight through a wall for maximum surprise.
Okay, right then. I have no idea what all you're talking about, skin cells? But you're saying you don't need us? Well keep us abreast.
*Turns to Carter* Well, it looks like DB has things in hand right now, and says he need to go it alone with his band of merry men. I guess this means one thing. LET'S EAT!
 

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KilroyCD said:
Okay, right then. I have no idea what all you're talking about, skin cells? But you're saying you don't need us? Well keep us abreast.
*Turns to Carter* Well, it looks like DB has things in hand right now, and says he need to go it alone with his band of merry men. I guess this means one thing. LET'S EAT!

Right-O! Then we'll have a nice nap and await the arrival of the rescue party with Samantha for a tidy debriefing before Tea! Onward for King and Country!
 

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Announcer: The Chaos Reigns Players will hopefully return next week with another mind-numbing misadventure:

Will Samantha ever be found?
Will Kilroy (the REAL one) get away from the hospital to look for her?
Will Kilroy (the imposter) get to Carter through Samantha?
Will Kilroy (the real one) and Carter have their roast beef?
Will Samantha tell Zeigfried where Carter is?
Will Diamondback get through the wall with KARR
Will Arnold be able to find enough dead skin cells?
Will Diamondback survive this mission?
Will we have cameos from Dostacos, zaika, MNC and Dash?



TUNE IN NEXT TIME To WONK for the answers to these and many other nonsensical questions, when the Chaos Reigns Players continue the saga of The Rescue of the Two Cabooses Plus Multiple Milos or How I Saved the Train With a Plane But Lost My Mind To Porridge.

(We are not responsible for the inconclusivity of the aforementioned conclusion.)

Inspired by Marc Chevalier from a post by Carter derived from a photo posted by Salv.

This Evening's Cast - Samantha, Diamondback, KilroyCD, Carter, "Nurse Martha", Arnold, Rolo and a cast of Scottish Irregulars. Oh, I almost forgot R.J. Gumby, R.M. Gumby and R.S. Gumby.


This Threadcast was posted live at the Studios of the Fedora Lounge.

Our Thanks to MK and the Bartenders for their Understanding and Forebearance.
 

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And now, live from the Fedora Lounge Studios...

Announcer: Welcome to another exciting (yawn) episode of WONK. Last week we left our heroine Lelanie in the clutches of a giant, hairy ape. Meanwhile, our hero, the jungle man Tarfu Ramalamadingdong was up to his armpits in quicksand, unable to save Sweet Lelani. The action takes place near Nairobi, Kenya in the...oh wait! Wrong story line.

Oh well, our heroine Samantha has once again fallen into German hands, led there by an imposter that looks like Kilroy. Meanwhile, the real Kilroy, Carter and his Scottish Irregulars are having a kipper (and likely a few drinks) at the Mess, while Arnold, DB and his futuristic KARR are speeding towards the Whip and Garter. Or are they speeding towards impending doom? The action takes place near Pratts Bottom (Kent), in the 1940s...
 

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Zeigfried: Now, ve shall vait und see if ze Carter comes to rescue his daughter!
2nd Kilroy: You think he'll come, or do you think that pest Kilroy will come for her?
Zeigfried: Vell, iff he does, ve vill kill him!
 

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2nd Kilroy: You silly girl, you actually think I'm the real Kilroy? He's the mindless one sitting in the hospital, not knowing what way is up. You might ask why I'm telling you this? Well, you already know too much. A little more won't make any difference, as we have no intention of letting you go. Either you come with us to Germany, or you die resisting us...
 

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Why can't you let me go if I am of no use to you? I don't know anything! My best guess to where my father is, would be.......I guess..... maybe WONK HQ? (covers mouth in realization of what was just said outloud) I did'nt mean that! He could'nt possible be there!

Samantha
 

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Zeigfried: Und now, a vord from our sponsor!
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