WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[retrogirl1941]

"Oh now I can't wait to go b/c your teasing me. Lets go for lunch! I can't think of anyplace with that kind of a theme. hhmmm.....This must be one of those places that only a select few know about. Am I right?"

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

2nd Kilroy: Yes, I think so. It's called "The Whip and Garter". Ever hear of it?

 

[retrogirl1941]

"It must be western themed. Lets go!" Kilroy and I walk out of mess hall.

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Meanwhile, back in the hospital...

1st Kilroy: Darn, I don't think the nurse is around. Oh, my aching head. *Thinking to self* Hey, my memory is coming back! Wasn't Samantha here earlier? And who was that guy she left with? it looked like me, but it couldn't be. Something tells me this can't be good. She may be in danger. I need to get out of here and find her.

 

[retrogirl1941]

"kilroy how far is this place? We have already been in the car for 30 minutes. There were closer resturants to the base."

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

2nd Kilroy: Oh, it's not far now. In fact, I believe it's right around this bend. *Pulls up to a nondescript building* I know this doesn't look like a traditional pub from the outside, but I understand it's pretty unique.

 

[retrogirl1941]

"Oh this is so exciting in an adventerous kind of way! You sure know how to entertain a girl!"

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

2nd Kilroy: *Helps Samantha from the car* Come inside, I think you'll find it to be quite interesting... *Leads Samantha into the building, and the door slams shut behind them. Two hooded men with Schmeisser MP-40 sub machine guns guard the door. In the corner is Zeigfried, with the Gestapo agent "Roy". *
Now we have you, my little pretty. If you value your life, you'll tell us Carter's whereabouts!

 

[carter]

Carter enters the hospital room of Kilroy.

Kilroy, I say Old Man, what are you about? Let's stop lollygagging about with the nurses and get out of that bed! There's mischief afoot somewhere in Albion. I'm certain of it or my name isn't....um...now what the devil...AH! I have it! CARTER!...(to nurse) It is Carter, isn't it?

Well, let's shake a leg, Kilroy. We have an entire troop of ravenous Scots Irregulars and their mounts to feed. Must get on with it before Rolo slaughters one to feed the other. Can't have that. Not good form. No Sir.

Let's get on with it. Oats, sausages, eggs, toast, kippers, bacon, tea....It will be simply Loverly!

C'mon Kilroy we haven't all day....Where is the Mess by the way?

 

[retrogirl1941]

(I try to run but the fake kilroy hold tight onto my arm)"I don't know anything! Let me go! I have'nt heard from my father in a couple of months! Please let me go!"Trying to wiggle free as one of the gaurds tie me to a chair.

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Carter enters the hospital room of Kilroy.

Kilroy, I say Old Man, what are you about? Let's stop lollygagging about with the nurses and get out of that bed! There's mischief afoot somewhere in Albion. I'm certain of it or my name isn't....um...now what the devil...AH! I have it! CARTER!...(to nurse) It is Carter, isn't it?

Well, let's shake a leg, Kilroy. We have an entire troop of ravenous Scots Irregulars and their mounts to feed. Must get on with it before Rolo slaughters one to feed the other. Can't have that. Not good form. No Sir.

Let's get on with it. Oats, sausages, eggs, toast, kippers, bacon, tea....It will be simply Loverly!

C'mon Kilroy we haven't all day....Where is the Mess by the way?

Right-o my good man! Let's get the irregulars well fed, as I need them to help find Samantha. I feel she is in danger, as she left here with an imposter who looks like me. Let's get to the mess and have Lo Phat cook up some good grub! Follow me!

 

[carter]

Right-o my good man! Let's get the irregulars well fed, as I need them to help find Samantha. I feel she is in danger, as she left here with an imposter who looks like me. Let's get to the mess and have Lo Phat cook up some good grub! Follow me!

Then off we go! No Pub Grub mind you. Just good old victuals. Reminds me of the night Rolo and I were stranded in Tunisia. Not a decent meal in sight and the Thompson Gunner was gettin' a mite cranky if you get my drift. I was very concerned that we'd be feasting on camel before the SAS arrived in the nick of time with some tinned beef and biscuits. It was a near thing, I tell you.

Rolo, have the lads take the horses to... Err, Kilroy, there are no stables at WONKHQ, are there? Where shall the lads satble their mounts? Does DB have a facility we might avail ourselves of?

 

[carter]

Kilroy, did you say you fear that Samantha is in some danger? What hs that girl gotten herself into now? I tell you, Kilroy, this is waht comes of all that lol lygagging around in hospital! You simply must set an example for all the young people! We certaintly can't have them using me as a role model, now, can we? Hmpff...I should say not.

That girl is too much like her mother, God Rest Her Soul. Did I ever tell you about the time when Frances and I were in Rangoon? No? Well remind me to tell you sometime. Quite a tale of derringdoodoo it was!

 

[KilroyCD]

Then off we go! No Pub Grub mind you. Just good old victuals. Reminds me of the night Rolo and I were stranded in Tunisia. Not a decent meal in sight and the Thompson Gunner was gettin' a mite cranky if you get my drift. I was very concerned that we'd be feasting on camel before the SAS arrived in the nick of time with some tinned beef and biscuits. It was a near thing, I tell you.

Rolo, have the lads take the horses to... Err, Kilroy, there are no stables at WONKHQ, are there? Where shall the lads satble their mounts? Does DB have a facility we might avail ourselves of?

Carter, I think we find something to tie the horses to. Who knows what's in Hangar 18?
I think Lo Phat has a nice roast beef on hand. Let's see if we can get him to whip it up for us!

 

[KilroyCD]

Kilroy, did you say you fear that Samantha is in some danger? What hs that girl gotten herself into now? I tell you, Kilroy, this is waht comes of all that lol lygagging around in hospital! You simply must set an example for all the young people! We certaintly can't have them using me as a role model, now, can we? Hmpff...I should say not.

That girl is too much like her mother, God Rest Her Soul. Did I ever tell you about the time when Frances and I were in Rangoon? No? Well remind me to tell you sometime. Quite a tale of derringdoodoo it was!

Yes, my gut feeling is that she's in quite a bit of danger. I think the German spy ring might have gotten her hands on her. I have no proof, just my gut feeling.

 

[retrogirl1941]

Zeigfried-"ve vant to know where Carter, you father is hiding!"
Me- "I can't tell you anything! You know I don't know where he is!Please let me go!"

Samantha

 

[carter]

Yes, my gut feeling is that she's in quite a bit of danger. I think the German spy ring might have gotten her hands on her. I have no proof, just my gut feeling.

Well, let's have some breakfast and a spot of tea. The we'll consult the oracle of gut again. So, who was that nurse? Hmmm.....

 

[KilroyCD]

Zeigfried: Vee haff vays to make you talk!
2nd Kilroy: Let me work on her, Zig. I'll get the gen from her.

 

[retrogirl1941]

"You can't make me tell you what I don't know! Why won't you beleive me?"

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Well, let's have some breakfast and a spot of tea. The we'll consult the oracle of gut again. So, who was that nurse? Hmmm.....

Oh, that nurse? Nurse Martha! If you ever want a reason to lounge around in a hospital, she is high up on the list! Even though I had amnesia, I'll never forget her sponge baths!