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WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

KilroyCD

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*Car screeches to a halt* Blackout! jolly good! See you later Lo, thanks for the ride!
Anytime, Mr Kil-loy!
Now, where's my chute? Of course, in the bloody Spit! Just isn't my night. *Runs to dispersal* There's a chute, wonder whose it is? *Tries on, now speaking soprano* Bloody he**! It must belong to that pipsqueak Squiffy! If I try to walk in this I'll do myself a mischief! I'd be singing the high notes all night! Must adjust straps or my CENSORED will bust!
 

KilroyCD

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*Adjust straps, starts to door and nearly runs head-long into Carter calling on the R/T from the next room* Carter! Jolly good to see you old man! I trust you're none the worse for wear from your dunking?
 

carter

I'll Lock Up
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Let's see if we can raise Kilroy. [crosses room to radio] Kilroy, this is Carter. Kilroy, I say again, this is Carter. What is your present position? Over.....

What the bloody h...OH, Kilroy, there you are! Would you care for a spot of tea?
 

KilroyCD

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And now a word from tonight's sponsor..

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carter

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Kilroy, DB is acting very oddly and he tells me that Milo has defected. Can this possibly be true? What word have we regarding Zaika, Dash, MNC, and Dos Tacos? Are the Cabooses safely ensconced locally? What of the devious and dastardly redhead and her nefarious sidekick?
Scone?
 

retrogirl1941

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June Cleavers School for Girls
Theres box there!ow!

OK carefull, carefull, ow, box right there! Why me? Why did'nt somebody just marry me and tuck me into a house somewhere! I could have avoided all of this. That lunatick is after me, another stalker! And Teekay has gone missing, I should have known he'd skip out as soon as he could. Ow! Another box......oh I see a form ahead....

Samantha
 

KilroyCD

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carter said:
Kilroy, DB is acting very oddly and he tells me that Milo has defected. Can this possibly be true? What word have we regarding Zaika, Dash, MNC, and Dos Tacos? Are the Cabooses safely ensconced locally? What of the devious and dastardly redhead and her nefarious sidekick?
Scone?
I really don't know about Milo, but I think DB might be onto something. I haven't heard from Zaika since she plucked me from that burning train! The Cabooses are safe, so I'm told. I haven't seen them though. Dash, MNC and Dos Tacos haven't been heard from lately, I suspect they're on holiday in Ibiza or something. Love to have a spot of tea, but really must go! Maybe my batman Lo Phat might join you. I have a redhead to try to catch again!
 

Teekay44

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Amish Hartland PA
Wakes up rubbing head.....

What is that stuff he sold me.......? Tastes like rocket fuel with a hearring in it. I hope his horse isn't diabetic
 

carter

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Fine, Kilroy, dismissed with my best wishes for a safe mission. [Kilroy leaves the building. Carter looks around wistfully while munching a scone. He crosses the room and shrugs into his RAF greatcoat, tugs on his cap, steps into some wellies, and crosses to the door that Kilroy exited from.] Well, I may as well take a turn down by the docks. Check out the defenses. Need a bit of a bracing constitutional. Ahhh...lovely storm we're having. I wish Milo was here. mmmmm....[He trudges off toward the docks.]
 

KilroyCD

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*Runs towards dark apparition on tarmac and jumps in* Ouch! Bloody he**! What is that hanging from the cabin roof? Looks like some sort of bloody radar screen. Just about knocked me silly! Okay Blackout, off we go!
 

retrogirl1941

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June Cleavers School for Girls
Whats that up there?

I see a light up farther(crawls along). Maybe this would go better if my dress was hiked up a bit(pulls up dresss to show off tops of stickings), ok much better! Oh I think its that lunatick from earlier!

Samantha
 

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