WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[retrogirl1941]

Maybe if I slip out the back he won't notice. I can get a martini elsewhereslips out back of wearhouse

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

But can they build planes that fly themselves and make top-of-the-line fighters look like they fly backwards by comparison? Let alone monsters like this? *pats large gray chopper*

Besides, no offense, but you're not my type--key requirement of which is "being from my own time"...

Okay, I'll have to put on a little demonstration. *walks over to large, automobile-size crate and unpacks it, revealing a sleek, angular, stainless-steel vehicle with gull-wing doors*

*tosses orange suit* You might wanna put this on, things are gonna get a little hot in here, as in "radioactive" hot... need to put some fuel in this thing.

 

[retrogirl1941]

At last!

Fianally I got away from the lunatick! They let anybody walk these streets nowadays! Ok now to meet Teekay at that wear house, but where was it? (looks left and right and turns down a dark alley) Oh right this way! The number 77, ok theres 65 and 67. There it is!(walks into wearhouse) Teekay? Are you here?

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Okay, so she's outta here... might as well refuel the DeLorean...

Several minutes later...

*checks console hidden in briefcase*

Perfect, she doesn't notice the bugs I planted. Full audio, video and tracking... Let's see how far down the rabbit hole goes, shall we?

 

[retrogirl1941]

(wandering around empty wearhouse) I so glad I did'nt have to put on that tacky garment! Who would want to wear such a garment. Teekay? Maybe hes not yet... but where could he be? Ok Well I guess I will hide myslef in the darkest corner, I dont want that lunatick following me!

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Kilroy, I'm sending Blackout to fetch you. Your quarry is starting to crack--seems she's seen a little too much of the future and is starting to go around the bend--she thinks I'm completely insane. Check Warehouse Number...

 

[retrogirl1941]

I have'nt seen that pilot for a bit. I wonder where he could be? Well, I can't think about that now, I need to get some sle...e...p......

samantha

 

[Diamondback]

*listening to audio bug*

Sounds like the sleeping gas is starting to take effect...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Oh.... my... what? Where am I? Oh , my head! I have a wonderful headache. I can't imagine what happened..........

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Bloody, bloody, bloody he**!!

Those silly blighters DB sent to bring the Spit back have gone and bloody well dropped the thing! The gear is pushed up through the wing roots, and the fuselage is buckled. Bloody He**! The old man isn't going to be happy about this! I'll have to see if there is a spare kite available. Now, where is DB, and I wonder if Squiffy is keeping the redhead under guard still. *Car pulls up* Driver! Oh it's you, Lo Phat! Be a good man, to the 'drome please, won't you?

 

[retrogirl1941]

what is going on? I can't get a grip!..... The snake must have put something in the air........I never should have trusted.... him......

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Very good, Lo Phat, we're making good time. Do you know if Squiffy is still guarding the redhead?
I don't sink so sir! I see Mr Squriffy faww asreep!
Oh, blast! I'll bet the redhead got away! Wait a minute. He's sleeping, you say. Is he alone, or with some dame?

 

[Diamondback]

[Kilroy, that isn't your Spit--yours is safe, here in Warehouse 79. Found the problem--the injection system was still running one of my experimental programs meant for a car... Should be retuned to give you a heck of a show now. Couldn't leave all that out-of-time tech just laying around, could I? Kilroy, have established location of saboteur as a warehouse, near my beacon, number...

 

[KilroyCD]

[Kilroy, that isn't your Spit--yours is safe, here in Warehouse 79. Found the problem--the injection system was still running one of my experimental programs meant for a car... Should be retuned to give you a heck of a show now. Couldn't leave all that out-of-time tech just laying around, could I? Kilroy, have established location of saboteur as a warehouse, near my beacon, number...

Blast that R/T! Crapped out just as he was about to give me a location! DB, do you read me? Over.

 

[Diamondback]

Sixty-three! Warehouse sixty-three! Can you hear me now? We gotta get you some better comms...

 

[KilroyCD]

Sixty-three! Warehouse sixty-three! Can you hear me now? We gotta get you some better comms...

Right-O, Reading you loud and clear now. Warehouse 63, got it. One question though. Where is warehouse 63?

 

[Diamondback]

Just follow my beacon! Bloody hell... Grab your chute and hop in Blackout's cockpit, he'll get you here... Remember, don't touch anything...

 

[carter]

Carter shuffles into the Ready Room in his robe and slippers. Yawns and runs fingers through disheveled mane. Scratches beard.

I say, anyone know the location of my slippers? Blighters've gone missing again. Nnnnn.....aaargh, this deck is freezing! Blast it, Milo, what's with our heater?
Hmmm...anything to eat? Tea? Scones? Crumpets?...Hello?..

 

[Diamondback]

Carter, pay attention. Milo's gone rogue--he's a mole, spying for the other team!

 

[carter]

Now see here, Old Chap, I can't be expected to know this. I've just been rescued.
Please address your Commanding Officer civily.
What is the news of Kilroy? Zaika? The Cabooses? The Cavalry? The Redhead?
Let's get up-to-speed man. There's a war to be won!
Have you seen my slippers?