The Dumbest Comment I Ever Heard

[Rick Blaine]

... "that's fine, I'll take compliments where I can get them.".
Ernest

Big_e!

Priceless!

:eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

 

[sixties.nut]

Carefull there !!!

That likely involved getting out the strap.

Kids that cute you'll stunt their growth. My father just took his off and laid it on the coffee table. Look what it went and done to me !!!

I told her, "that's fine, I'll take compliments where I can get them.".

Ernie, I'm pickin up what your laying down! Anything to upgrade my Walmart fashion sense.

 

[Dr Doran]

I was in full fedora and suit at Trader Joe's and a tall, young, quite hot chick with very long hair said, "Are you here to kill me?" I gave her my sexiest smile but kept walking.

 

[jamespowers]

Kids that cute you'll stunt their growth. My father just took his off and laid it on the coffee table. Look what it went and done to me !!!


Ernie, I'm pickin up what your laying down! Anything to upgrade my Walmart fashion sense.

lol lol lol lol lol

 

[jamespowers]

I was in full fedora and suit at Trader Joe's and a tall, young, quite hot chick with very long hair said, "Are you here to kill me?" I gave her my sexiest smile but kept walking.

"Not yet."

 

[scottyrocks]

I was in full fedora and suit at Trader Joe's and a tall, young, quite hot chick with very long hair said, "Are you here to kill me?" I gave her my sexiest smile but kept walking.

My reply woulda been, with a smile, 'I can think of a better things to do with you.' ;o)

 

[jporgeck]

My reply woulda been, with a smile, 'I can think of a better things to do with you.' ;o)

Here, here!!! I'm with you on that.

 

[The Good]

My reply woulda been, with a smile, 'I can think of a better things to do with you.' ;o)

Heh heh, OK, but a little raunchy for my tastes. I personally wouldn't do it. Clever one, though.

 

[Yeps]

Heh heh, OK, but a little raunchy for my tastes. I personally wouldn't do it. Clever one, though.

I little toned back you could have said, "That would be such a waste."

 

[The Good]

I little toned back you could have said, "That would be such a waste."

Works for me!

 

[Drew B]

Just the other night a twat yelled out of his car "Nice hat! Do they come for men?" I had no response to this because I couldn't think of a way to explain the stupidity of his comment.

Cheers,
Drew.

 

[metropd]

Don't deny it. You enjoyed 2 Live Crew. Especially in Space Mountain.

You guys were blasting 2 Live Crew and you did not invite me? Next time you bring that beat back, call on a brotha.

 

[Mike in Seattle]

I was in full fedora and suit at Trader Joe's and a tall, young, quite hot chick with very long hair said, "Are you here to kill me?" I gave her my sexiest smile but kept walking.

You could've said, "No, but you slay me!"

 

[scottyrocks]

Just the other night a twat yelled out of his car "Nice hat! Do they come for men?" I had no response to this because I couldn't think of a way to explain the stupidity of his comment.

Cheers,
Drew.

I will presume you meant twit.

My response: 'Do you?'

 

[Wolfen]

I once stood in an airport with a 9 foot surfboard bag with 'surfboard' written in large letters along the side - a guy waiting next to me asks "whats in there?"

I told him it was a collapsable plane and did he know which way the runway was....

DEAN.

Classic "...here's your sign..."

 

[MisterCairo]

I will presume you meant twit.

My response: 'Do you?'

OFF TOPIC:

In Australia and Britain, twat is commonly used in context to mean twit, twirp, idiot, etc.

Tool, knob, pylon are not unknown here in Canada. In our armed forces, "numpty" is the preferred term of art!

English is such a colourful language...

 

[Tango Yankee]

OFF TOPIC:

In Australia and Britain, twat is commonly used in context to mean twit, twirp, idiot, etc.

English is such a colourful language...

The word in question has a bit more vulgar connotation in the US. Kind of along the lines of the US term for a "bum bag" being considered vulgar in the UK.

Another case of countries separated by a common language!

Cheers,
Tom

 

[dhermann1]

A great deal more vulgar!

 

[MisterCairo]

The "word" in Canada primarily shares the US meaning. We do, however, watch a great deal of British television so we learn to "translate" English into english!

 

[Tango Yankee]

The "word" in Canada primarily shares the US meaning. We do, however, watch a great deal of British television so we learn to "translate" English into english!

Ah. I spent four years in England and don't recall ever hearing it, but I suppose that just means that it wasn't used around me. Probably just as well, considering the opportunity for misunderstanding!

And now, back to our regularly scheduled thread divergence...

Cheers,
Tom