The Dumbest Comment I Ever Heard

[Chinaski]

It's a wonder some people are smart enough to breathe...

 

[jamespowers]

It's a wonder some people are smart enough to breathe...

Some seem to have learned to live with oxygen deprivation---it shows with their comments.

 

[Ethan Bentley]

Wearing something not dissimilar to my avatar, left. Some said "oh look it's Michael Jackson".

 

[The Good]

Wearing something not dissimilar to my avatar, left. Some said "oh look it's Michael Jackson".

Were you even wearing a black fedora?

 

[Al Niente]

I got it from the maitre d' at a decent restaurant while wearing a red golf shirt, a silver Marmot rain jacket and this hat:

http://www.optimohats.com/felt/fedorano9/

Confusing, very confusing...

Love that hat and ribbon. A good response? "Where's your horse?" "Galloping away with your tip."

 

[John in Covina]

As I have described before:

The trite and vapid that move around us, immersed in poor dress traditions, filling their lives with unhealthy sports team obsessions to make up for a mundane day to day life and having a diminished background in film and history allotted by their MTV induced ADHD reduced learning and retention abilities are well pleased with themselves when an odd synapse fires and gives them some sort of connection to your appearence how ever tenuous that connection can be.

 

[jamespowers]

As I have described before:

The trite and vapid that move around us, immersed in poor dress traditions, filling their lives with unhealthy sports team obsessions to make for a mundane day to day life and having a diminished background in film and history allotted by their MTV induced ADHD reduced learning and retention abilities are well pleased with themselves when an odd synapse fires and gives them some sort of connection to your appearence how ever tenuous that connection can be.

I knew they should have never closed Agnew State Hospital around here. It just left tons of them on the streets.

 

[jamespowers]

Wearing something not dissimilar to my avatar, left. Some said "oh look it's Michael Jackson".

"Oh look its another person with advanced macular degeneration."

 

[John in Covina]

"I think it's marvelous they hire the handicapped here."

 

[jamespowers]

"I think it's marvelous they hire the handicapped here."

They import them here.

 

[St.Ignatz]

Dumbest comment made to me because of my hat: "you have that thing on because you're bald, huh?" My answer: "No, I have a full head of hair, I wear it so I can single out the idiots like you."

Interesting. Many many years ago I was told that I was going bald because I DID wear a hat. It was "cooking my follicles". I'm guessing the sun was cooking their brains.
Tom D.

 

[John in Covina]

Male baldness tends to have to do with chemicals that are offshoots of male hormone that speed up the life cycle of a folicle. They can be also caused by stress.

 

[metropd]

Doran, You are the GREATEST!!!!!!!!!! ROFL, I love you man!!!!!!!lol lol lol :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

 

[St.Ignatz]

Male baldness tends to have to do with chemicals that are offshoots of male hormone that speed up the life cycle of a folicle. They can be also caused by stress.

So if I ate the crust on my bread I would now have curly missing follicles?

 

[John in Covina]

So if I ate the crust on my bread I would now have curly missing follicles?

Only if you do it wearing your hat.

 

[fluteplayer07]

I got it from the maitre d' at a decent restaurant while wearing a red golf shirt, a silver Marmot rain jacket and this hat:

http://www.optimohats.com/felt/fedorano9/

Confusing, very confusing...

Any restaurant decent enough to have required a golf shirt and a maitre d' should not critique anyone's clothing, regardless of how it may look to them. And then to come up with a cowboy comment?!? People need to GROW UP!

 

[Aerol]

confused

I think that what really confused me was that I had been in the restaurant many times before, always wearing a fedora, and this was the first comment he had made. I think he may have just had a brain fart.

 

[jamespowers]

I think he may have just had a brain fart.

You have to have a brain for that don't you?

 

[ScottF]

Any restaurant decent enough to have required a golf shirt and a maitre d' should not critique anyone's clothing, regardless of how it may look to them. And then to come up with a cowboy comment?!? People need to GROW UP!

I've gotten the 'Cowboy' comment before as well. I think it's just that people these days aren't used to seeing fedoras, and some associate all wide-brim hats with Cowboys, just as some associate any wide brim with Indiana Jones. I'm sure some of us make lame associations as well when it involves subjects we don't know much about. I think the 'Cowboy' comments are just friendly remarks.

We might be quite dashing in our own heads, but our hats probably aren't the most important things on the minds of others <===bad double entendre

 

[Diamondback]

Scott, you ASSUME they all have "minds" to begin with...

Let's go back to Boot Camp--all together now:
[voice=Gunny Hartmann]"A-S-S-U-M-E! 'ASSUME' makes an..."[/voice]
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