The Dumbest Comment I Ever Heard

[theinterchange]

It takes all kinds, and a lot of them seem to be on my block.

My neighbors are equally brilliant. A remark I had aimed at me a few days ago..

"Out takin' pictures eh?" as I walked by carrying my Nikon D40. [huh]

Randy

 

[Caity Lynn]

"No, when Dean killed him, the hat became his."
way.

Bravo! Way to go costume designer! :eusa_clap

 

[jwalls]

To all those people who comment adversely on my hats "Here's your sign!"

 

[Feraud]

and a guest actor snidely commented on my Fed IV:

"Did you borrow that from Indiana Jones?"

I am sure the fellow was slapping himself on the back for weeks over that amazingly clever and oh so original comment.

 

[funneman]

I've been waiting months to use this line...

A good natured business associate of mine arrived at the offices in a matching nylon workout set the other day.

I looked up and said "Who are you supposed to be, Richard Simmons?"

He snapped back "Nice hat, who are you supposed to, Inspector Gadget?"

To which I responded with "Go go gadget, idiot remover!"

His son nearly fell off his chair!lol

 

[jamespowers]

Are you sure it's the hat and coat? Do you have a glass eye?

Definitely not. I also comb my hair and look reasonably neat.

 

[jamespowers]

A good natured business associate of mine arrived at the offices in a matching nylon workout set the other day.

I looked up and said "Who are you supposed to be, Richard Simmons?"

He snapped back "Nice hat, who are you supposed to, Inspector Gadget?"

To which I responded with "Go go gadget, idiot remover!"

His son nearly fell off his chair!lol

Hahahhahahahah! You stole one of my lines but you certainly used it well.
I remember one of the gadgets that Daffy Duck installed in Elmer Fudd's house was a salesman ejector. It grabbed the guy by the neck and kept kicking him with a big boot.
It is at 5:30 to 6:00 in this clip:
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We need to find the source of this gadget to use on people who make dumb comments.

 

[4and1]

In the produce section, a woman asked me if I was European.

"No, I'm an American."

"Oh. I read an article that..."

At that point, I guess, she decided if I wasn't European she didn't want to talk to me anymore, so she just stopped. So now I don't know if the article stated European men wear fedoras, shirts w/collars, pleated/creased pants or eat brocolli.

Not mean spirited or anything, but it struck me as being kind'a dumb.

 

[Karyl]

In the produce section, a woman asked me if I was European.

"No, I'm an American."

"Oh. I read an article that..."

At that point, I guess, she decided if I wasn't European she didn't want to talk to me anymore, so she just stopped. So now I don't know if the article stated European men wear fedoras, shirts w/collars, pleated/creased pants or eat brocolli.

Not mean spirited or anything, but it struck me as being kind'a dumb.

I can tell you that we do all of this, but I'm also interested in what the article says ;p

 

[NeilA]

I can tell you that we do all of this, but I'm also interested in what the article says ;p

Oh you europeans... lol


Also today I came home in some blue slacks a white button down shirt my steel grey fadora and some sunglasses. My mom said I should be a blues brother... go figure.

 

[Mario]

Oh you europeans... lol

Yes? So what? :whip:

 

[NeilA]

Yes? So what? :whip:

Eaten your brocolli and everything... lol

 

[QMcK]

I got the same comment twice from different people yesterday, and I'd say it's more than just dumb.

First time I was wearing beige shirt and trousers, blue blazer with pocket square and my grey fedora. Walking through the park a group of youths decided to call me gay which I see no logic in.

Second time was in the evening, I was heading towards a party and wearing a cream jacket with a bowtie and my fedora. The occupants of a passing vehicle decided to call me the same as the first group of youths.

I got this idea from another forum. If someone asks if you are gay, you could say "No. Why do you ask; are you looking for a date?" However, you may get a punch.

 

[theinterchange]

I got this idea from another forum. If someone asks if you are gay, you could say "No. Why do you ask; are you looking for a date?" However, you may get a punch.

Around here, it's likely that the asker IS looking for a date. :eusa_doh:

Randy

 

[John in Covina]

I got this idea from another forum. If someone asks if you are gay, you could say "No. Why do you ask; are you looking for a date?" However, you may get a punch.

*****
Probably not if you believe the phenomenone called Gaydar - gay radar.

 

[jamespowers]

I got this idea from another forum. If someone asks if you are gay, you could say "No. Why do you ask; are you looking for a date?" However, you may get a punch.

That's a good one. I'll have to remember that. :eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

 

[jamespowers]

Around here, it's likely that the asker IS looking for a date. :eusa_doh:

Randy

I suggest you answer no then. Then use the old "not that there is anything wrong with that" phrase. lol lol lol

 

[Mario]

Eaten your brocolli and everything... lol

lol lol lol

 

[MojoStick]

I was in an antique store/mall looking around and asked the owner if they had any fedoras that he knew of.

He said "No, most people buy them to decorate with," and I said "so do I, I use them to decorate my head!"

Not really the dumbest comment, but fast come-back I guess...

 

[Aureliano]

I suggest you answer no then. Then use the old "not that there is anything wrong with that" phrase. lol lol lol

Good old Seinfeld! :eusa_clap