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[herringbonekid]

forget pockets.
TURN-UPS are where the serious lint action is.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

It is sacrilegious to eat Duds during Lint. Aren't any of you folks Catholint?


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[Marc Chevalier]

I get it. You're Protestlint ... or maybe Lutherint.


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[Senator Jack]

I seem to remember the church covering the lint with a purple cloth during Lint. Or was that Adlint?

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Brothers and sisters, lint us pray.


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[Lady Day]

You could use a scouring pad, but then you risk metal crispies mucking up the vintage dud. But it may be worth it.

LD

 

["Doc" Devereux]

Westlintster Abbey has a fragment of the True Lint, you know.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

Speaking of country music: any fans of Loretta Lint?

Speaking of actresses: how about that Lint Redgrave?



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[Senator Jack]

Be warned. Cooking, drinking, and lint threads do not mix.

 

[Miss Neecerie]

Be warned. Cooking, drinking, and lint threads do not mix.

Lintel soup?

 

[LizzieMaine]

I think Lizzie's smart enough not to eat lint. Or want to.

When I was little we were so poor we ate lint three times a day. And we were happy to get it!

 

[Senator Jack]

I FELL into that one. lol

 

[Fletch]

Lintel soup?

Talk about a heavy meal...lol

 

["Doc" Devereux]

When I was little we were so poor we ate lint three times a day. And we were happy to get it!

You were LUCKY!

{/Python}

 

[Marc Chevalier]

When I was little we were so poor we ate lint three times a day.

Hey, a source of fiber is a source of fiber.

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["Doc" Devereux]

I FELL into that one. lol

Would you like a napkin? Or perhaps a snorkel?

 

[Marc Chevalier]

"O what a tangled lint we weave ..."


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[Benny Holiday]

"Friends, Loungers and Countrymen, lint me your ears. I come to bury pocket fluff, not to praise it . . ."

 

[Senator Jack]

One of my more interesting finds. Came from a Hart, Schaffner, Marx db circa 1940. Anyone know what to make of it?

 

[Marc Chevalier]

"Something is fuzzy in the state of Lintmark."

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