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["Doc" Devereux]

Always a pleasure to see your linterary interpretations, Mr. C.

 

[Marc Chevalier]

It comes from being a lintyhopper.

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[Lincsong]

What about belly button lint?[huh]

 

[Lady Day]

What about belly button lint?[huh]

Woah woah woah!

That will require its own thread.


LD

 

[Doh!]

Well, luckily it wasn't lint, but years ago I bought a used bathrobe from a thrift shop for $10 bucks*. It was in excellent condition so I didn't mind the cost... especially after I got it home and found a crisp $5 dollar bill in one of the pockets. Don't know why the previous owner found it necessary to carry cash, but I thank him for it.


*(by the way, I realize that typing "$10 bucks" seems redundant, but to me it just looks better than "10 bucks" -- that sounds like I'm counting livestock.)

 

[Fletch]

Back in Iowa we had Lint Van Lines. I think that's what their moving blankets were made of.

 

[jamespowers]

... since you told me.

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Not likely. That is proprietary knowledge. I am developing a funk detector that will work like one of those wands they use at the airport to find metal.
You pass it over the vintage clothing item, it detects funk and rates it on a scale of 1-10. That way you save your nose and can pass on an item without fainting.

Regards,

J

 

[Matt Deckard]

I was going to warn the local mod about the belly button lint... No pics pleas we don't want this thread locked.

 

[scotrace]

The local mod is sexist and will only permit ladies to show belly button lint pics.

 

[GOK]

The local mod is sexist and will only permit ladies to show belly button lint pics.

**raises blouse...** lol

What about Lin(d)t chocolate?

 

[griffer]

007int

Q: I've been saying for years, sir, that our special equipment is obsolete. And now, computer analysis reveals an entirely new approach: miniaturization. For instance, radioactive lint. When placed in an opponent's pockets, the anti-personnel and location fix seems fairly obvious.

M: What we want is a location fix on 007.

 

[katiemakeup]

I have stumbled upon a trainwreck and cannot stop reading this thread, although my eyes are starting to bleed.

 

[jamespowers]

I have stumbled upon a trainwreck and cannot stop reading this thread, although my eyes are starting to bleed.

From laughing or boredom? [huh]

Regards,

J

 

[katiemakeup]

From laughing or boredom? [huh]

Regards,

J

Oddly, both.

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

I just acquired one of those heavy weight US Army world war 2 over coats. In the pockets were 3 teeth from a red plastic comb and a tiny scrap of yellowed newspaper.
I feel cheated.

 

["Doc" Devereux]

I am developing a funk detector that will work like one of those wands they use at the airport to find metal.

So once we're able to track James Brown, then what?

 

[Mike in Seattle]

One of my more interesting finds. Came from a Hart, Schaffner, Marx db circa 1940. Anyone know what to make of it?

Hmmm...what to make of it? Either a vintage reminder around one's index finger or a very, very short noose perhaps?

 

[Mike in Seattle]

What a great thread!

lol :eusa_clap lol :eusa_clap lol :eusa_clap

 

[Mike in Seattle]

Senator Jack: "Excuse me, you're not lint! Are you a piece of thread?"

Thread: "I'm a frayed knot!"

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

 

[jamespowers]

[QUOTE="Doc" Devereux]So once we're able to track James Brown, then what? [/QUOTE]


That is soul not funk. You probably have soul detectors in your line of work.

Regards,

J