LADIES of the LOUNGE

[LolitaHaze]

I found it!
The missing leg.

Dang it! It's the other leg I am missing... Talk about two left feet! *groan*:eusa_doh:

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

Dang it! It's the other leg I am missing... Talk about two left feet! *groan*:eusa_doh:

Hmm,...by George you;re right! Your right leg is missing, I mean,...this'll just have to do 'til we find the right one. Gosh I'm sorry Miss Haze,...I still haven't got my P.I. license and badge in the mail yet, I'm still sorta practicing.

 

[LolitaHaze]

Hmm,...by George you;re right! Your right leg is missing, I mean,...this'll just have to do 'til we find the right one. Gosh I'm sorry Miss Haze,...I still haven't got my P.I. license and badge in the mail yet, I'm still sorta practicing.

I'd rather have a gun like Rose McGowan in Grindhouse. Wait, I would actually rather BE Rose McGowan.

But in the meantime, I suggest you read some Hardy Boys to work on your detective skills, you missed that vital clue (left leg)! I picked up on that right away thans to my Nancy Drew Mysteries*!!

*Sadly, I am not exaggerating... That is pretty much all I read!

 

[Diamondback]

I'd rather have a gun like Rose McGowan in Grindhouse. Wait, I would actually rather BE Rose McGowan.

But in the meantime, I suggest you read some Hardy Boys to work on your detective skills, you missed that vital clue (left leg)! I picked up on that right away thans to my Nancy Drew Mysteries*!!

*Sadly, I am not exaggerating... That is pretty much all I read!

Oh, but you're just missing out on SOOO much! Check out the Hard Case Classics series if you're ever in Waldenbooks, lots of vintage crime novels reprinted and some newer authors who write in a noir style like Max Allan Collins.

As far as weapons go: no offense, Miss Lolita, but I think you look better with your natural legs as-is. Besides, M16/AR15-based stuff is just SOOO ugly, at least in this shooter's eyes...

 

[LolitaHaze]

Hahaha I haven't been able to graduate to adult reading yet... hence the Nancy Drew books. lol But I will keep that in mind next time I am in a Waldens! Maybe peek inside and see how hard it will be to read it.

Bwhahaah... True, I would much rather keep my leg,but a gun of sorts would be nifty. Although, I still cannot seem to figure out how she got it to fire... [huh] lol

Oh, but you're just missing out on SOOO much! Check out the Hard Case Classics series if you're ever in Waldenbooks, lots of vintage crime novels reprinted and some newer authors who write in a noir style like Max Allan Collins.

As far as weapons go: no offense, Miss Lolita, but I think you look better with your natural legs as-is. Besides, M16/AR15-based stuff is just SOOO ugly, at least in this shooter's eyes...

 

[Maj.Nick Danger]

I am an avid reader too.

I got some swell comic books that I learned a whole buncha stuff from!

 

[Diamondback]

Hahaha I haven't been able to graduate to adult reading yet... hence the Nancy Drew books. lol But I will keep that in mind next time I am in a Waldens! Maybe peek inside and see how hard it will be to read it.

Bwhahaah... True, I would much rather keep my leg,but a gun of sorts would be nifty. Although, I still cannot seem to figure out how she got it to fire... [huh] lol

Hey, don't rip on yourself like that--OTOH, I was only a couple graduating-classes behind you and my HS's library was only stocked with kiddie-lit --not even anything on the level of The Hunt for Red October or Jurassic Park! (And they wondered why I always insisted on bringing my own mini-library every day! lol )

Probably what they woulda done was rigged it to actuate off a stub of a lower-leg tendon or something, or an electrical trigger rigged into the nerves. (You don't even wanna speculate about my contingency-plans for prosthetics--let's put it this way, it'd be hardware more befitting my "software".)

Sorry, guns on dames always look better in the hands than surgically attached. So, ever done anything with a Chicago piano?

 

[pretty faythe]

You could have carpooled with Faythe! She came to join us too. Vivian & Lolita have the pics with her in them.

Faythe, who will never listen to Mapquest again!!!!

 

[pretty faythe]

Hahaha I haven't been able to graduate to adult reading yet... hence the Nancy Drew books.

But you and Vivian do smashing reinactments from books while Pink reads!

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Hmm,...by George you;re right! Your right leg is missing, I mean,...this'll just have to do 'til we find the right one. Gosh I'm sorry Miss Haze,...I still haven't got my P.I. license and badge in the mail yet, I'm still sorta practicing.

I should have my P.I. license and badge soon.


Lee
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I sent the box tops in a over month ago.

 

[MrNewportCustom]

(You don't even wanna speculate about my contingency-plans for prosthetics--let's put it this way, it'd be hardware more befitting my "software".)

Swiss Army leg? lol


Lee

 

[Spitfire]

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Amazing shots...Great style, Thora! :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

 

[Sweet Polly Purebred]

Amazing shots...Great style, Thora! :eusa_clap :eusa_clap

Thanks, Spitfire You have some pretty nifty style there yourself, you remind me of the first mate on a tug that I worked on years ago .. (during my "who cares about the job as long as it's an adventure" phase) He was stern but ever the gentleman .. I don't suppose you smoke a pipe and occasionally wear a pea coat, do you?

 

[Pink Dahlia]

I'd rather have a gun like Rose McGowan in Grindhouse. Wait, I would actually rather BE Rose McGowan.

(Seriously thinking about Photoshopping a gun leg into that pic.)

 

[Fleur De Guerre]

LolitaHaze (isn't she a camera hog) and RedHotRidinHood:

OOH is that the latest Simplicity pattern in the flesh? It's amazig, not nearly as poofy as I thought!

You ladies are all amazingly stunning and stylish. I am so envious of the outfits!

 

[Barbigirl]

Looking good Barbigirl!

Thanks Ted. Hey! fftopic: You're in Seattle, watch the events section. We've got to have an event soon.

 

[Barbigirl]

FONT="Georgia"]Barbigirl, That old boyfriend of yours that made you go stag to your prom was one mighty fool and a llamo cheapscape!![/FONT]

You must have been a beautiful baby
You must have been a wonderful child
When you were only starting to go to kindergarten
I bet you drove the little boys wild.
And when it came to winning blue ribboms
You must have shown the other kids how.
I can see the judges' eyes as they handed you the prize
You must have made the cutest bow.
You must've been a beautiful baby
Cause baby look at you now!

Awww Thanks Rafter. I love that song and I used to own a 1907 Victrola and had that album. Yeah, the old boyfriend thing, he was like 10+ years older and it would have been seriously frowned upon. (But I was completely clueless at the time)

 

[RedHotRidinHood]

OOH is that the latest Simplicity pattern in the flesh? It's amazig, not nearly as poofy as I thought!

You ladies are all amazingly stunning and stylish. I am so envious of the outfits!

I was wondering if someone would notice! Yep, it's that pattern, and I just didn't have time to make the bolero yet. I made both the skirt and top Friday, and the skirt was easy-peasy. The top took me a little longer because it is completely lined, and even though I messed up a wee bit, it still turned out ok. We sure had fun yesterday! That hat I am wearing was a PERFECT match to my outfit, but alas-at $69, more than this po' redhead could afford.

 

[ShooShooBaby]

Cute Pics ShooShooBaby!

Brooksie

thank you brooksie! your new set is really cute, but i think i told you that on myspace already

 

[Diamondback]

Swiss Army leg? lol

No, actually more like the limbs of a Model 101/800/850 Terminator, downscaled proportionally to match my much-smaller-than-Ahhhnold frame.

But that's fftopic: