LolitaHaze
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Maj.Nick Danger said:I found it!
The missing leg.
Dang it! It's the other leg I am missing... Talk about two left feet! *groan*:eusa_doh:
Maj.Nick Danger said:I found it!
The missing leg.
Hmm,...by George you;re right! Your right leg is missing, I mean,...this'll just have to do 'til we find the right one. Gosh I'm sorry Miss Haze,...I still haven't got my P.I. license and badge in the mail yet, I'm still sorta practicing.LolitaHaze said:Dang it! It's the other leg I am missing... Talk about two left feet! *groan*:eusa_doh:
Maj.Nick Danger said:Hmm,...by George you;re right! Your right leg is missing, I mean,...this'll just have to do 'til we find the right one. Gosh I'm sorry Miss Haze,...I still haven't got my P.I. license and badge in the mail yet, I'm still sorta practicing.
LolitaHaze said:I'd rather have a gun like Rose McGowan in Grindhouse. Wait, I would actually rather BE Rose McGowan.
But in the meantime, I suggest you read some Hardy Boys to work on your detective skills, you missed that vital clue (left leg)! I picked up on that right away thans to my Nancy Drew Mysteries*!!
*Sadly, I am not exaggerating... That is pretty much all I read!
Diamondback said:Oh, but you're just missing out on SOOO much! Check out the Hard Case Classics series if you're ever in Waldenbooks, lots of vintage crime novels reprinted and some newer authors who write in a noir style like Max Allan Collins.
As far as weapons go: no offense, Miss Lolita, but I think you look better with your natural legs as-is. Besides, M16/AR15-based stuff is just SOOO ugly, at least in this shooter's eyes...
LolitaHaze said:Hahaha I haven't been able to graduate to adult reading yet... hence the Nancy Drew books. lol But I will keep that in mind next time I am in a Waldens! Maybe peek inside and see how hard it will be to read it.
Bwhahaah... True, I would much rather keep my leg,but a gun of sorts would be nifty. Although, I still cannot seem to figure out how she got it to fire... [huh] lol
Faythe, who will never listen to Mapquest again!!!!Pink Dahlia said:You could have carpooled with Faythe! She came to join us too. Vivian & Lolita have the pics with her in them.
LolitaHaze said:Hahaha I haven't been able to graduate to adult reading yet... hence the Nancy Drew books.
Maj.Nick Danger said:Hmm,...by George you;re right! Your right leg is missing, I mean,...this'll just have to do 'til we find the right one. Gosh I'm sorry Miss Haze,...I still haven't got my P.I. license and badge in the mail yet, I'm still sorta practicing.
Diamondback said:(You don't even wanna speculate about my contingency-plans for prosthetics--let's put it this way, it'd be hardware more befitting my "software".)
Thora Zine said:
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Spitfire said:Amazing shots...Great style, Thora! :eusa_clap :eusa_clap
LolitaHaze said:I'd rather have a gun like Rose McGowan in Grindhouse. Wait, I would actually rather BE Rose McGowan.
Pink Dahlia said:LolitaHaze (isn't she a camera hog) and RedHotRidinHood:
ferryengr said:Looking good Barbigirl!
Rafter said:FONT="Georgia"]Barbigirl, That old boyfriend of yours that made you go stag to your prom was one mighty fool and a llamo cheapscape!![/FONT]
You must have been a beautiful baby
You must have been a wonderful child
When you were only starting to go to kindergarten
I bet you drove the little boys wild.
And when it came to winning blue ribboms
You must have shown the other kids how.
I can see the judges' eyes as they handed you the prize
You must have made the cutest bow.
You must've been a beautiful baby
Cause baby look at you now!
Fleur De Guerre said:OOH is that the latest Simplicity pattern in the flesh? It's amazig, not nearly as poofy as I thought!
You ladies are all amazingly stunning and stylish. I am so envious of the outfits!
Brooksie said:Cute Pics ShooShooBaby!
Brooksie
No, actually more like the limbs of a Model 101/800/850 Terminator, downscaled proportionally to match my much-smaller-than-Ahhhnold frame.MrNewportCustom said:Swiss Army leg? lol