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I was addicted to soap ... now I'm clean.
I was addicted to soap ... now I'm clean.
Having dealt with too many of these people over the years when "do you know who I am?" pops out of their mouth I'm done listening. Arrogance is my greatest pet peeve.
Arrogance is my greatest pet peeve.
Do you know why the British love tea? Not being a lover of the beverage it's always been lost on me. But last night I discovered that tea is more dangerous than beer.
Getting home at three am after sinking fourteen beers at the pub, my missus went balistic, and all she had drunk was a few cups of tea.
I remained calm and silent, peaceful even, but she gave me grief all night long, and was still going on about it next morning.
Please ladies, if you can't handle your tea, just don't drink it.
There's a couple of comebacks that you might put in your memory diary next time you hear: "Do you know who I am?"Having dealt with too many of these people over the years when "do you know who I am?" pops out of their mouth I'm done listening. Arrogance is my greatest pet peeve.
Was one of them nine-fingered?
There's a couple of comebacks that you might put in your memory diary next time you hear: "Do you know who I am?"
1) Suffering from amnesia, are you?
2) Clairvoyant I am not.