LizzieMaine
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These three guys marry three women. One of the gals is from Missouri, one is from Georgia, and one is from Maine. A few months after the weddings, the three guys get together in a bar to share experiences.
The guy who married the girl from Georgia says "Well, I tell ya, it's great. I sez to her on our weddin' night, 'When I come home I wanna see the house cleaned, the washin' done, and I wanna see a meal on the table.' Well, it took her a couple days but now when I come home I see the house cleaned, the washin' done, and a meal on the table."
The guy who married the girl from Missouri says "I said the same thing. I says 'I want to see the house cleaned, the clothes washed, and a meal on the table.' Took her a little longer to come around, but I got home after the first week, and the house was spotless, the clothes all folded and put away, and the best meal I ever saw was right on the table."
The guy who married the girl from Maine says, "I said to my wife, 'You need to clean the house, you need to do the laundry, and you need to get me a full meal every night. That's just how it's going to be.' Well, the first week I didn't see anything. The second week I didn't see anything. But the third week the swelling had gone down enough that I was able to see a little bit."
The guy who married the girl from Georgia says "Well, I tell ya, it's great. I sez to her on our weddin' night, 'When I come home I wanna see the house cleaned, the washin' done, and I wanna see a meal on the table.' Well, it took her a couple days but now when I come home I see the house cleaned, the washin' done, and a meal on the table."
The guy who married the girl from Missouri says "I said the same thing. I says 'I want to see the house cleaned, the clothes washed, and a meal on the table.' Took her a little longer to come around, but I got home after the first week, and the house was spotless, the clothes all folded and put away, and the best meal I ever saw was right on the table."
The guy who married the girl from Maine says, "I said to my wife, 'You need to clean the house, you need to do the laundry, and you need to get me a full meal every night. That's just how it's going to be.' Well, the first week I didn't see anything. The second week I didn't see anything. But the third week the swelling had gone down enough that I was able to see a little bit."