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Old one:

Ambulance car to control center

Ambulance car: "We got an accident and can't move on!"
Control center: "You can't move on? What happened?"
Ambulance car: "Our side mirror is broken off."
Control center: "But with that, you can still move on!"
Ambulance car: "But we are laying on it."
Control center: "o_O..."

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