Clean Jokes

[Bamaboots]

 

[Bamaboots]

So far, no reports of parents bribing administrators to get their children into Faber College.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Bamaboots]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Ahh, first day of Spring is finally here! Winter is over!

 

[GHT]

Police raided Kermit's lily pad and found 100's of nude pictures of Miss Piggy. They said it was the worst case of frogs porn they had ever seen.

 

[GHT]

In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me...I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"

The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied: "How very sporting of your mother! "

 

[drmaxtejeda]

-

Sent from my LG-H870 using Tapatalk

 

[drmaxtejeda]

In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me...I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"

The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied: "How very sporting of your mother! "

Hope you don't mind, but I'm putting this one on FB! [emoji2]

Sent from my LG-H870 using Tapatalk

 

[GHT]

Hope you don't mind, but I'm putting this one on FB!

Be my guest.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[drmaxtejeda]

-Remain calm, Charles, it's only a small incision with a scalpel... Don't be nervous.

-Dr., my name isn't Charles.

- I know. I'm Charles.

Sent from my LG-H870 using Tapatalk

 

[GHT]

What do toys and boobs have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[BobHufford]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[Hurricane Jack]

 

[GHT]

It can happen to anyone, even to those of high rank. You get that tummy pressure, a touch of gas, you know that you shouldn't, those silent but violent farts, get you into all sorts of bother. So, you decide, did Philip fart?