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Oh yes, the two most abundant elements in the universe: Hydrogen and stupidity. (Harlan Ellison or Frank Zappa)
Oh yes, the two most abundant elements in the universe: Hydrogen and stupidity. (Harlan Ellison or Frank Zappa)
The whole world should be concerned if North Korea develops a rocket that can reach New York.
If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
Don't worry about it. China has warned North Korea about starting a war. China told them flat out, 'Do not fire any missiles at the United States, at least not until after we've got our money. They owe us $16 trillion. Wait until then.'Would that would wake up the city, that doesn't sleep, and make Kim Jong Il, top of the heap?
Hahaha. To FB it goes, Bob.
I was so bored today I memorised five pages out of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
Not a joke - for about 12-13 years I worked with a wonderful older gent named Richard Dickie whose first name was, of course, shortened to the rather common nickname "Dick"; he swore he was a coxswain when he was in the Navy.My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen.
Also not a joke, but it seems like one:Not a joke - for about 12-13 years I worked with a wonderful older gent named Richard Dickie whose first name was, of course, shortened to the rather common nickname "Dick"; he swore he was a coxswain when he was in the Navy.
When the talented Dutch actor arrived in America, he took his impressive résumé along to a theatrical agent. The agent said that he was sure that he could get the actor work, but being an English speaking country, the actor would have to change his name. Penis Van Lesbian would not go down well with English speaking audiences. The actor was incandescent with rage. How dare this man, this agent, this nobody, question his heritage? He stormed out of the door.Also not a joke, but it seems like one:
There was an article in the local paper about a small-town mayor in the vicinity named "Richard Head". A politician named "Richard Head"...
(I can't imagine the teasing he experienced growing up.)
On the assumption you may be referring to one of my posts HoosierDaddy, I have gone back & deleted my posts as far back as possible in this thread. This seems to have happened before between you & I for reasons I no longer recall, but I guarantee Sir it will never happen in this thread again or any thread you participate in!I thought this thread topic was 'clean jokes'.
Here is your post referenced in my reply above:I seem to recall that once before I mentioned that the topic was...Clean Jokes...and you didn't like it that time either. It shouldn't be so difficult to determine what is clean or not clean unless, of course, the poster just doesn't really care. I've found most posts in this thread funny and some very funny but that's not really the point..is it?