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Much too complicated: For those without Fruno's sharp intellect here it is simplified:
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Sent directly from my mind to yours.
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Is that what you call: "Bare Skin?"
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Two strangers, a man and a woman, are sharing a sleeper cab on an overnight train
At around midnight, as they are both trying to fall asleep, the man says to the woman:
"Excuse me ma'am, but it's really cold, would you mind passing me one of the extra blankets on the table beside you?"
The woman answers:
"I'll tell you what, I'm also feeling really cold, for one night, why don't pretend we are married?"
The man, taken aback but enthusiastic replies:
"Yeah of course!"
And so the woman says:
"Good. Then get it yourself you lazy ass, what did your last servant die of?"
After a minute or two's silence, the man farted, loudly.
At around midnight, as they are both trying to fall asleep, the man says to the woman:
"Excuse me ma'am, but it's really cold, would you mind passing me one of the extra blankets on the table beside you?"
The woman answers:
"I'll tell you what, I'm also feeling really cold, for one night, why don't pretend we are married?"
The man, taken aback but enthusiastic replies:
"Yeah of course!"
And so the woman says:
"Good. Then get it yourself you lazy ass, what did your last servant die of?"
After a minute or two's silence, the man farted, loudly.
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Haha
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Why should 30+ girls never again play hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will search after them...
Because nobody will search after them...
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They are playing the game wrong. Girl leaves boy a note, it reads: "We are playing hide & seek. If you can find me, you can have me."Why should 30+ girls never again play hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will search after them...
On the reverse it reads: "If you can't, I'm in the airing cupboard."
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