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I joined the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. Now I have to go door-to-door and tell everyone I'm someone else.
Along those lines, here's one I heard often in the late-70s/early-80s:What do dogs and Harley's have in common, they both ride around in the back of pickup trucks! I have 5 so don't get to offended.