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Why wasn't Jesus born at a Flower Child Rainbow gathering?
Because God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Because God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
During and interview with Hattie Mae MacDonald on her 101th birthday, a reporter asked her to what she attributed her longevity. "Waal," the long-time Feague, Kentucky, resident said, "Fer my digestion I drink beer. If'n my appetite is off, I drink a li'l white wine. Fer low blood pressure I drink red wine."
She paused, and then continued, "Fer high blood pressure I drink scotch. An' when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps."
"Amazing!" the reporter remarked. "And when do you drink water?"
"Ain't never been that sick."
Have you heard about the corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines.