LizzieMaine
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A priest and a rabbi happen to be sharing a seat on a train, and as people in a common business will do on a long trip, they start talking shop. "Tell me, Rabbi," asks the priest, "do you keep kosher?"
The rabbi says, "Yes, yes I do."
The priest says "That means you can't eat pork, right? But just between us, you've tried it, haven't you?" The rabbi smiles and nods. "Pretty good, isn't it?" says the priest.
They go on for a while longer, chit-chatting about this and that, and the rabbi turns to the priest. "Now, Father, from what I understand, you're required to be celibate, are you not? You have never engaged in, what we call, relations, am I correct?"
"Certainly not!" declares the priest
The rabbi smiles, and nudges the priest in the ribs. "I'll tell you something, Father. It's better than pork."
The rabbi says, "Yes, yes I do."
The priest says "That means you can't eat pork, right? But just between us, you've tried it, haven't you?" The rabbi smiles and nods. "Pretty good, isn't it?" says the priest.
They go on for a while longer, chit-chatting about this and that, and the rabbi turns to the priest. "Now, Father, from what I understand, you're required to be celibate, are you not? You have never engaged in, what we call, relations, am I correct?"
"Certainly not!" declares the priest
The rabbi smiles, and nudges the priest in the ribs. "I'll tell you something, Father. It's better than pork."