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Serial Hero said:
Nope. I still haven't got the ransom so he's still in the closet with several hungry moths. Better meet my demands soon or he will be moth food.
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Nope. I still haven't got the ransom so he's still in the closet with several hungry moths. Better meet my demands soon or he will be moth food.
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On the contrary. I think the poor guy is barely surviving by eating said moths.
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Jovan said:On the contrary. I think the poor guy is barely surviving by eating said moths.
Mmmm! Protein!
lol lol
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Joie DeVive said:Mmmm! Protein!
lol lol lol lol I'll be sure to throw in a few more then.
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umm, who are we talking about? 10,000 posts? in a closet...eating moths...
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Girl Friday said:umm, who are we talking about? 10,000 posts? in a closet...eating moths...
I wonder what he'd look like in a nicely tapered suit...
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His birthday is at the end of the month, that's when he'll make his surprise appearance.
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Lincsong said:His birthday is at the end of the month, that's when he'll make his surprise appearance.
Nope. Still in the closet eating moths. I have no intention of letting him out until my demands are met.
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He posted in the Balmoral Boots thread...his 9,999th.
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Orgetorix said:
I let him out once in a while so they know he is still alive. I am still waiting for the ransom though. [huh]
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Don't worry, you'll get it soon enough, Mr. Powers... as soon as my strike team is assembled and we can get a chopper with door-guns! *cackle*jamespowers said:
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Diamondback said:
That wouldn't be a wise move since I have the closet rigged with C-4. One move and the Chevy gets it.
The chopper wouldn't be a good idea either with all the ground mortars around. Did I also mention the armed drones?
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jamespowers said:That wouldn't be a wise move since I have the closet rigged with C-4. One move and the Chevy gets it.
The chopper wouldn't be a good idea either with all the ground mortars around. Did I also mention the armed drones?
Perhaps... then again, I am an infiltrator who happens to be studying EOD also, and mortars don't adjust to moving targets real well, especially if I can boost a Russian Hind. Apache and Blackhawk fused together in one massive, well-armored, just plain evil-lookin' package--what's not to love? (Well, unless you're the one in the crosshairs anyway...lol )
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happyfilmluvguy said:
I wonder what he'd look like in a nicely tapered suit...
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lol lol lol
I was considering doing something in Photoshop...that is SO much better!!! :eusa_clap
I was considering doing something in Photoshop...that is SO much better!!! :eusa_clap
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Tony in Tarzana said:
That is funny. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
You're killing me here at work.
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Diamondback said:
Mortars may not move but SAMs do. Not to mention the shoulder fired variety aka Bazooka:
Her it comes. Open fire!
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SAMs? That's what flares and laser countermeasures are for...
"Don't look directly at the laser--you could burn out! The back of your head..."lol
Bazookas are still dependent on an optical aiming, and if I fry your guys' eyes with "dazzler" lasers...
Besides, it's a little difficult to fire a missile when you're busy dodging .50-cal fire...lol
Thanks for reminding me, I need to call R&D and see how that experimental "adaptive camouflage" is coming... You can't hit what you can't see!
Or maybe call in an airstrike first to clear the way...
"Don't look directly at the laser--you could burn out! The back of your head..."lol
Bazookas are still dependent on an optical aiming, and if I fry your guys' eyes with "dazzler" lasers...
Besides, it's a little difficult to fire a missile when you're busy dodging .50-cal fire...lol
Thanks for reminding me, I need to call R&D and see how that experimental "adaptive camouflage" is coming... You can't hit what you can't see!
Or maybe call in an airstrike first to clear the way...
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Diamondback said:SAMs? That's what flares and laser countermeasures are for...
"Don't look directly at the laser--you could burn out! The back of your head..."lol
Bazookas are still dependent on an optical aiming, and if I fry your guys' eyes with "dazzler" lasers...
Besides, it's a little difficult to fire a missile when you're busy dodging .50-cal fire...lol
Thanks for reminding me, I need to call R&D and see how that experimental "adaptive camouflage" is coming... You can't hit what you can't see!
Or maybe call in an airstrike first to clear the way...
OIf course you would have to get past the heat seeking missle armed drones first.
