The most practically dumb person I ever worked with had a PhD in astrophysics from MIT. Somewhere he learned enough skill to solve equations put before him, but the man could not think his way out of an empty room. He had no problem solving ability whatsoever. None. Nada. Zilch. Highly...
I still play in what some call the Denial League. The oldest guy on my team is 60, the youngest 22. The young guys are always surprised that some of us old guys can still hit.
I used to think.."wow, there are big leaguers younger than me." Now there are Hall of Famers younger than me. That one stings, as every once in a while, I still think about getting my shot in the Big Leagues.
I'm not suggesting everyone do Where The Money Is, only that we're doing them a disservice by telling them Money Is Everywhere. I think we all agree on that.
Reminds me of the scene in Office Space:
Lawrence: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Peter: Nothing. I'd do absolutely nothing.
Lawrence: You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just look at my cousin...he's broke and don't do !@#$.
I think we're pretty aligned here. So let me rephrase...it's not that too many kids are getting college degrees, it's that too many expect that a degree itself is a ticket to the job they want, even it doesn't equip them with the skills employers want.
Our favorite birthday meals is a topic unto itself, but this was always my favorite, and my mother still makes it for me when she can. She laughs and says "if that's what you want, I'll make it":
I know a Butch. I have no idea what his real name is, for all I know it's "Butch". I know more than one gentleman who's legal first name is "Junior", but they're all from North Carolina.
The biggest problem is not that too many kids are getting college degrees, it's that they're getting degrees and still having no useful skills to show for it. If what you learned in college is not in demand by employers, then the degree is pointless, no matter how many people tell you "they...
Much of the appeal to the public of the Bonnie and Clyde story was the unspoken understanding that they weren't married (Parker was actually married to someone else), but were having sex. Illicit sex has always sold.
The Texas Bankers Association established a "dead bank robber reward...
The image we have of Bonnie Parker as a cigar-chomping gun moll is mostly a product of the Boys From Marketing. While an accomplice to a lot of violence and crime, accounts from the day say she was not the hellcat portrayed in newsreels from the time nor certainly in Hollywood's depiction.
Dance Halls, as we call them in Texas, have always been popular (Gruene Hall, built in 1878, is probably the most famous), and feature either live music or music from a jukebox or DJ. They typically have drinks, but usually don't offer food. Some will have a separate restaurant where you might...
He means that hats are practical apparel, that one wears when needing protection from the elements. They are not fashion accessories. No need (and indeed it's impolite) to wear one when indoors.
My first Big League game was at the Houston Astrodome, which was an awful place to watch baseball. I remember the Astros beat the Padres, but I don't recall many details. I was in high school. I took my wife there on one of our early dates, Opening Day 1993, and she whined about wanting to...
I've noticed in my travels that people in the Middle East eat Nutella like it was going out of style. They buy it by the gallon. Weekly. They also eat beef "bacon" by the pound.
George Washington was not only a legendary dancer and charmer, but was considered the best athlete in Virginia during his younger days. Madison was known to have a, shall we say, ribald sense of humor that would make even dirty old man Ben Franklin blush. Franklin was Franklin. About the only...
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