Your favorite movie quotes

[Woodtroll]

“You are the trailer park. I’m the tornado." — Beth Dutton, Yellowstone

You always know where you stand with Beth Dutton!

 

[Hurricane Jack]

You always know where you stand with Beth Dutton!

That quote reminded me of an old joke:

Do you know the difference between a tornado & a divorce in Arkansas?

Me neither, but either way someone’s gonna lose a damn fine trailer house!

My apologies to our Arkansas brethren.

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“They say raise no more devils than you can lay down. My father raised one too many.” — Blackheart, Ghost Rider

 

[Blackthorn]

• Matthews: War is the last refuge of the capitalist.

Journey into Fear

 

[Hurricane Jack]

Had he actually said this in real life, he would have been talking about his stepfather, Dr. Rubin Samuel, a physician:

“He could give me plenty of money but he’s got this philosophy that his boys ought to feel some hardships or else they’ll all spoil. A man of principles. People say that about themselves when really they only want to make you unhappy.” — Jesse James, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford

 

[Blackthorn]

• Le Chiffre: [having coming back to the poker table] You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.
• James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.

Casino Royale, 2006

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“My daddy said once "If you don't make a choice, the choice makes you". — Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“Wyatt Earp? I've heard that name before. Don't know where, but it wasn't good.” — Doc Holliday, Wyatt Earp

 

[Blackthorn]

• Sheriff Ed Galt: Do yourself a favor. First thing, get a firearm.

Last Man Standing, 1996

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“You'd be doing me a favor if you called me Wyatt or Earp, but not both.” — Wyatt Earp

“All right…Wyatt. Call me Doc.” — Doc Holliday, Wyatt Earp

(Powerful scene about their friendship to be.)

 

[Blackthorn]

I grovel in mortification.

Inspector Poirot in Death on the Nile, 1978

 

[Blackthorn]

If I die, I will die well dressed.

Jean Villeneuve, in The Patriot

 

[Hurricane Jack]

“Your penance stare doesn't work on me. I have no soul to burn. The Caretaker forget to mention about that, huh? Surprise. He said you're going to bring me back. I'm not going back; I like it here!” — Blackheart, Ghost Rider

 

[Blackthorn]

“It was like being a worm eating your way into a rotten apple”

Shanghai, Paul Soames