WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[Diamondback]

*picks up phone*
Carter, I'm kinda busy--suggest having Security load him, chair and all, into Blackout's tail-observer compartment for a few hours of no-control solo-flying...

You might also tell him he's been nerve-gassed, and he'll get the antidote if he cooperates...

 

[retrogirl1941]

( I wish I could get out of here, I could be at home sipping a martini with teekay)

samantha

 

[Diamondback]

Kilroy, I think her buddies were behind it--I'm sure Blackout would be most eager to exact retribution upon finding out one of the perps was in his rear cabin, neatly tied up...

 

[carter]

While we're waiting for DB, perhaps you'd care to tell me why "side' is so confusing to you, Sir. You see, I have only one point od view and is is across the Channel to the French coastline. Would you be familiar with that? Do you shoot, Sir? It's quite challenging. Why I once shot a chap at...well, never mind. Hmmm...

 

[Diamondback]

Umm, I don't know how to break this to you, Red, but you and Teekay got small doses of nerve gas. I'm down to my last dose of antidote, so whichever of you cooperates gets it. Anything you'd like to say?

 

[Teekay44]

Look buddy I just supply the boooze. The guys I sell to have funny accents though Vons..vuts and such Like Goldschlager and such... Come to think of it they do like leather boots. (but then so do I but that is another story)

 

[retrogirl1941]

BUt I was only the messenger! I never read anything. I told you this earlier! Just get away from me you snake!

Samantha

 

[carter]

What's keeping DB.
DB, Kilroy, this is Carter. Please bring your prisoner to the Ready Room. Out.
Now, where were we?

 

[KilroyCD]

Ah DB, I see. Do you want the readhead, or are you looking towards Carter's prisoner? He looks kind of shady, like a spiv or "wide boy". You know, many of them turned from running booze to the black market once the war began. They're all bent, I'll tell you!

 

[Diamondback]

Oh, right, guess this won't be needed here then... have fun now! *stows vial of antidote*
Maybe your redheaded friend will be more cooperative... Guess that's just her luck and not yours. Sorry, but that's the breaks...

 

[carter]

No Buddy here Mr.Von...? Shall I call you Hans?
Funny accents, odder names, selling alcohol illegally...it appears that you, Hans, are in a spot of trouble.

 

[Diamondback]

Oh, Kilroy, I think we'll send 'em both up, one at a time...

Blackout, you know that Vomit Comet stunt you like pulling so much? You're about to have some company for a couple hours to have at it with... I think they're the ones who ripped off your stash, too.

 

[retrogirl1941]

PLease no! I can't handle anymore tonight! That nerve gas really did me in... please dont!Kilroy?Can';t you help me?

samantha

 

[Teekay44]

No Buddy here Mr.Von...? Shall I call you Hans?
Funny accents, odder names, selling alcohol illegally...it appears that you, Hans, are in a spot of trouble.

Look , can't we settle this over a pint? A nice Ale. ah that would go.... and some Brotwurst and snitzale...... Oppps:eusa_doh:

 

[KilroyCD]

Oh, Kilroy, I think we'll send 'em both up, one at a time...

Blackout, you know that Vomit Comet stunt you like pulling so much? You're about to have some company for a couple hours to have at it with... I think they're the ones who ripped off your stash, too.

Oh, jolly good! Why not send him first? That way I'll have some time free with the redhead so I'll be able to CENSORED! with her until he gets back.

 

[KilroyCD]

Oh, jolly good! Why not send him first? That way I'll have some time free with the redhead so I'll be able to CENSORED! with her until he gets back.

C'mon now Mr Censor! There was nothing wrong with that!

I know, but I also know what you were thinking...

 

[retrogirl1941]

But I can';t tell you anything! I really dont know anything. How can you accuse me?

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Didn't you say earlier that you were the messenger? You must know something. What was the message?

 

[Diamondback]

Keep dreaming, Kilroy. I've seen this script before, numerous times in numerous places across history... You get left alone with her, she charms you, incapacitates you, makes here escape...

Seen it before, had it happen to me once. I'm wise to your tricks, doll...

*checks her papers* Come to think of it, I think I saw that one from your great-grandmother, too.

 

[carter]

Look , can't we settle this over a pint? A nice Ale. ah that would go.... and some Brotwurst and snitzale...... Oppps:eusa_doh:

Why, Hans, I'd have taken you for a Lager man myself. Bratwurst and scnittzle? Hmmm....
DB, Kilroy! PLease GET. THAT. WOMAN. IN. HERE. NOW!
Hans, I'm afraid your tea is quite cool. Scone?