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WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

Teekay44

One of the Regulars
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206
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Amish Hartland PA
I've been watching for a while.... (leaning over to put out his cigerete) I need the plans and the whereabouts of the cabosses from the flyboys
 

KilroyCD

One Too Many
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1,966
Location
Lancaster County, PA
I was just about to get up the nerve to ask that dame if she'd like a drink when this guy came up to her and started talking. Looks fishy, might be the zoot suit. I wonder how many zoots they had to kill to make that one suit! Anyway, he's pulling out a pair of y-fronts, no, wait, they're stockings! A black marketeer maybe?
 

Teekay44

One of the Regulars
Messages
206
Location
Amish Hartland PA
Hum.... (strokes chin with a gleam in his eye) yes ,yes This will do... (folds paper and put in pocket. ) but I have been instructed to find out more about agent DB.... Have i fold you red is a favorate color of mine? (Smiles as he drains his drink and lights another cigerette.)
 

retrogirl1941

One Too Many
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1,520
Location
June Cleavers School for Girls
Teekay44 said:
Hum.... (strokes chin with a gleam in his eye) yes ,yes This will do... (folds paper and put in pocket. ) but I have been instructed to find out more about agent DB.... Have i fold you red is a favorate color of mine? (Smiles as he drains his drink and lights another cigerette.)
Red is the color of passion.....Oh no! It looks like we have company.........

samantha
 

retrogirl1941

One Too Many
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1,520
Location
June Cleavers School for Girls
KilroyCD said:
I wouldn't know, I haven't looked at anyone else since I saw you. (Oh lord, how could I have used that tacky line on her?)
He was trying some warmed over pick up lines on me! right like that could have worked(I wish it would have!). He has no idea we are togther, completly clueless.

samantha
 

carter

I'll Lock Up
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5,921
Location
Corsicana, TX
Brzzzt....zzzbbbrt........ccooomme inn Kiiiroy........bbzzzzzt
Blast these fild radios! Never working properly. Oh how I miss Milo.

Kilroy, This is Carter. I have been abducted by members of a Turkey faction and they have absconded with my mangy carcass to a lake in the hinterlands.
Am in desperate straits. Cranberry everywhere. Oyster dressing in abundance. Beverages are flowing. Dire straits.

Will attempt escape in the wee hours of morning if rescue is not effected soon.

Beware the female you may meet. She and the pilot are not as they seem.

Kilroy.....brzzzzt.....be.....zzzzzzzt
 

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