WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[KilroyCD]

Kilroy: Okay...now I'm confused.
Aston: So am I. Care to explain?
Kilroy: You see, it all started when...
Aston: Not you, you silly pillock!
Kilroy: That's Squadron Leader "silly pillock" to you!

 

[Diamondback]

KARR, from AM's dash (to PI): Excuse me. You've made some threats I cannot allow to just go unaddressed... *machine-guns pop out of the hood* As I recall, you threatened to eliminate everyone who's crossed this woman's path, which happens to include my creator.

 

[retrogirl1941]

PI! Why go through all this if you knew I was innocent? None of this happened? What you expect me to forget everything?(starts to beat fists on PI)You are a horrible individaul!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Kilroy: Samantha! Come with me. I'll give you a ride back. Aston! I guess you'll have to...
Aston: I know, I know. I'll take the train. Just send...what's his name...Loud Phart to pick me up at the station.
Kilroy: It's Lo Phat, and I'll thank you to remember his name correctly next time. C'mon Samantha. Let's go! You got some 'splainin' to do...

 

[retrogirl1941]

(KIlroy picks me up and physically puts m in the car) Hey! I dont know if I want to go with you either! Oh fine! Why do I have some explaining to do?

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

KARR (to all): (louder voice)EXCUSE ME. *revs Aston Martin's engine* Quite a few of you have some explaining to do...

 

[retrogirl1941]

Oh my! I must have downed a whole bottle of Absinthe! The cars talking again!(rubbing eyes)

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Well, for starters, can anyone tell me what just happened? *Looks at KARR* Quit playing with my Aston! Samantha, this PI bloke...what...how...why...oh the heck with it! Maybe it's best I don't know! C'mon Sam, I need a stiff drink. Let's go to the Duck and Tuba!

 

[Diamondback]

KARR: I'll drive. AFTER PI either addresses his threat or is appropriately dealt with... until then, this car goes nowhere.

Meanwhile, back at Hangar 18...
*We see a large storm coming in off the coast--rather odd, since it's coming in off the Channel coast...*

 

[retrogirl1941]

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Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

Well.... um..... I guess I could use a drink too! Step on it!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

No KARR, I'm driving. I'm getting out of here, and hopefully going somewhere where things make sense. Good Lord, one day fighting I'm Buzz Bombs, the next day rescuing Samantha again. I'm stuck in a rut...

 

[Diamondback]

*Kilroy's Aston Martin peels out, barely missing PI*
KARR, to PI: Remember, try for Bourne and there's much more where that came from!
to Kilroy and Sam: Be glad you at least have the release of the bottle--for me, everything that's happened is burned into my memory banks forever. BTW, Kilroy, you were worried about getting this car past the Ministry of Transport? *Kilroy happens to notice speedometer is at double the car's "official" performance-limit* All right, you have it on "Manual"--but I'm the designated-driver if you get plastered.

 

[retrogirl1941]

And I am stuck in a car with you whom I might add is talking to a car! Get me to the pub quickly!

Samantha

 

[Diamondback]

KARR, to Samantha: Oh, by the way, I tried to say this earlier but you didn't hear me. I owe you an apology for being snappish a while back...

 

[retrogirl1941]

I have a feeling Im sober..... (to KARR) Apology accepted.

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Well Samantha, at least when we get to the pub, HE will have to stay outside.
So, care to tell me what this PI guy means to you?

 

[Diamondback]

KARR: Tell PFY to cover whatever tab you run up from my trust-account of DB's budget also, okay? Kinda difficult to carry a wallet when you have no limbs, you know? If we were back in 2009, I could move money electronically, but without a worldwide computer network...

Duck and Tuba coming up, one mile out.

 

[retrogirl1941]

Well we met a few years back and we had an on and off relationship and then last week he asked me to marry him. Well who could say no to all he has to offer.At least I thought so at the time! Ha! If I only knew what I know now! What a......nevermind.(gets out of car and walks into the pub)(to bartender) one absinthe.....

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

You only met a few years ago, and you were planning on getting married so SOON? My dear, you needn't rush into such things...
*Gets bartender Graham's attention*
Graham! I'l have an 'arf 'n' arf here!
Graham: Right-O, Squadron Leader *turns to barmaid* I'm glad we hooked up the new keg. We're going to need it!