WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[carter]

Roland: Well Martin, perhaps we're dead people. There goes Aston with that Kiljoy and we have neither an aeroplane nor an automobile. Let's see Lop THat for a spot of tea and wait for Colonel Carter. Hello, Lop That, Hello.

Rloand and Aston walk into the Ready Room as we return to our other intrepid, er...heroes.

 

[Diamondback]

*The P-61 turns around and strafes a crater out if the road a barely-safe distance in front of the Duesenberg--it's Blackout!*

 

[PoliceInspecter]

PI: I am sorry I had to see this side of you...
Black window divider comes up and separates the rear set from the front, a yellow gas starts to poor in from the vents to the rear seat...Sam passes out

 

[Diamondback]

PFY: Got a solution: I won't be as good as it's onboard microprocessor would be, but I think I can get KARR's chassis into the fight--backseat'll be a tight squeeze for one of you, and somebody's gotta sit next to the bomb.

Back at the Duesenberg...
*Blackout pops a few .50 shots into the rear cabin, opening up a little ventilation*

 

[KilroyCD]

KARR, from the Aston Martin's dash: Let's rock and roll! If you lift the dash center-panel, you'll find a weapons control console... we built a pair of .50s in under the hood. *two machine-guns pop up*

Good Lord, how about that! Aston, you pull the charging handles, will you old chap? *Thinking* I wonder how this will get through MOT next time...

 

[Diamondback]

KARR: Negative, they're aircraft versions, no charging required--I've got 'em all set. Just point the nose at the target and I'll shoot... Oh, when we get back, help put me back into my proper chassis, please?

 

[carter]

Aston: Right, Sir, I'm on it.

 

[PoliceInspecter]

White steers the Dusenburg out of the line of fire and into an off street
PI: Picks up radio and says.Evasive maneuvers split up regroup at safe house d, over!
White: Sir they are after me what do I do they might kill Fritz and all the information is lost if he is gone!
PI: Whatever you do keep that man alive long enough for us to question him!
White: Yes sir!
PI:The top on that thing should withstand some hits it was designed to withstand up to 20mm shells! I build it myself I should know!
White: See you at the safe house sir, over and out.
Scotty: I can't stand working with new guys they blow everything out of proportion...
PI accelerates in the Police cruiser with Sam passed out in the rear to the next safe location

 

[Diamondback]

Arnold: Check fire--infrared signature isn't Zamantha--she's in ze cruiser.
Blackout: On it.*passes over the cruiser, pops a couple quick .50's into the trunk* (radioing to KARR) Target is marked, follow the beacon.

 

[KilroyCD]

*Kilroy's faithful Springer Spaniel "Cocoa" trots into the Officer's Mess, where Lo Phat is making tea for Roland and Martin*
Cocoa: Woof!
Lo Phat: Oh, you want something to drink too?
Cocoa: Woof!
Lo Phat: Okay, you just wait turn.

*Meanwhile, Kilroy and Aston are gaining on the Duesenberg*
Kilroy: Aston, do you think you can shoot out the tires?
Aston: I'll try to, sir!

 

[PoliceInspecter]

The convoy Regroups and pulls into the save house.........BUCKINGHAM PALACE!

 

[Diamondback]

KARR: New target--much as I've no reason to rescue her, the redhead's in that "police cruiser". Blackout just marked him with one of his beacon-rounds, shall I take over? May I request a favor?

 

[KilroyCD]

As Carter wings his way back toward the Channel, low on fuel, Kilroy is in pursuit of samantha (isn't he always?) and Rollo searches for a scone to go with his tea. Fritz is in imminent danger of a permanent blackout, Sam and the Police Inspector are no longer in imminent danger of getting married, and Lo Phat wonders what will happen next with these young and restless warriors.

Announcer: Tune in next week as The Chaos Reigns Players return next week with another mind-numbing misadventure:

Will Carter make it to the Channel?
Will PI's Duesenberg get flamed?
Will Rollo ultimately secure a plane?
Will Kilroy actually spit fire?
Will Cocoa get his drink?
Will Diamondback and his assemblage ever...?
Will Samantha be reunited with anyone...ever?
Will the Police Imspector ever see Chicago again?
Where is The Faun?
Will Kilroy and Carter ever meet again?
Will Arnold have any more lines to say next week?
Will Nurse Martha return?
Will we have cameos from Dostacos, zaika, MNC and Dash?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME To WONK for the answers to these and many other nonsensical questions, when the Chaos Reigns Players continue the Saga of The Rescue of the Two Cabooses Plus Multiple Milos or How I Saved the Train With a Plane But Lost My Mind To Porridge.

(We are not responsible for the inconclusivity of the aforementioned conclusion.)

Inspired by Marc Chevalier from a post by Carter derived from a photo posted by Salv.

This Evening's Cast - Diamondback, Samantha, KilroyCD, the Police Inspector, Carter, "Rollo", "Aston", "Martin", "Lo Phat" ,"Sgt. Scott", "PFY", "FYI", "Arnold", "Cocoa", "KARR", "Blackout", "Fritz", "Candlestick", "Pete Moss and the Boys", "Skid Marx", "Broom", "B-24 Pilot" and B-24 Co-Pilot".

This Threadcast was posted live at the Studios of the Fedora Lounge.

A production of Threaded World, Ltd.

Our Thanks to MK and the Bartenders for their Understanding and Forebearance.

 

[retrogirl1941]

Welcome back to this weeks confusing er....um I mean exciting episode of WONK! Last week Kilroy was racing towards a Dusenburg that Fritz is being taken to meet his destiny. Samantha was passed out in the back of Police Inspectors car and on her way to the MI6 Safe house. Carter was in danger of not making it back to WONK HQ and Diamondback is still in uncertain circumstances. Lets listen and see what this week brings for the Chaos Reigns Players!

But first a word from our sponsor!

Samantha

 

[PoliceInspecter]

*Scotty and PI carry Red's unconscious body to a new interrogation room deep below Buckingham palace and prop her up right in a chair, in a very dark and cold room with a bright spot light shinning on Red.* PI:Hello dear, enjoy the ride?

 

[retrogirl1941]

What? Where am I? PI? What am I doing here?

Samantha

 

[PoliceInspecter]

PI: Don't worry Red were in a safe palace...I mean place...So are you going to tell me what I need to know?

 

[retrogirl1941]

I cant tell you what I dont know! What have been done with Fritz? Why do I feel like I had a whole bottle of absinthe last night?

Samantha

 

[PoliceInspecter]

PI:Well what do you know? The more you tell us now the easier things will be, and don't worry about that Fritz chap he won't be bothering anyone anymore...

 

[retrogirl1941]

What do you want to know?Maybe I can make something up to make oyu let me go? IS that what you want?

samantha