WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[Diamondback]

Blackout, over the radio: Candlestick, Blackout, OSS Division Six--that contact's probably me. Need a vector on Horseback Leader, over. Would tell you to contact my command-post in Hangar 18, but as you probably know my CO's incapacitated...

 

[retrogirl1941]

(runs after PI) PI! Wait up! Fritz! Turn your self in!

Samantha

 

[PoliceInspecter]

*Several Squad cars had followed PI as he was suspicious of the situation, PI signals to them to cut Fritz off* This ends now Jerry! *Both cars do their job and swoop in officers jump out of the car and beat Fritz to the ground with their standard issue bats* Alright enough SGT, I need him to be able to talk *PI says*
SGT. Scotty: Aye Sir just softening him up for ye that's all....

 

[carter]

Carter breaks through the low cloud cover and levels out. Heading for home. He glances to his starboard side.

What a night. Now to see if I can sight the silly blighter. Hmmm.....There he is just above the clouds. Looks like he's headed for...... Mayday! Mayday! Little does he know that all communications are down. Carter to Spitfire, over. Carter to Spitfire...over. Why doesn't he answer? Carter to Spitfire. You are in eminent danger of collision. Carter to Spitfire, over.

 

[PoliceInspecter]

PI pulls Sam out of ear shot of Fritz and the other Police.Alright Sam do you know this chap, and what was he doing in your closet, something I imagine I should know about....

 

[carter]

Roland: You'd better turn yourself in, fella. It's certain there'll be no escape this night. Aston, see to him if they need any assistance. Martin, let's see if we can assist that damsel. She appears to be in some distress. Good evening, Miss.

 

[KilroyCD]

*Meanwhile, Kilroy is still stooging around in the clouds, looking for the flying bomb when he sees the unidentified aircraft that Candlestick mentioned*
Kilroy: Candlestick, this is Horseback Leader. I've seen your unidentified aircraft, but lost him in cloud. It looks like a Jerry, a JU-88 possibly. Over.
Candlestick: You say you have no ammunition? Over.
Kilroy: Roger that. Over.
Candlestick: That's okay, we have blue flight scrambling from your aerodrome. Over.
Kilroy: Roger that, Candlestick. Let Pete and the boys have at him. Over.

 

[Diamondback]

*several thousand feet above, Arnold's infrared optics see Carter's engine exhaust*
Arnold: ZERE! Tvelf o' clock low!
Blackout: Got him. *on radio, signal strong enough to be heard from halfway to New York* Carter, Blackout--break low and right or you're gonna get a facefull of Spitfire! Candlestick, Horseback Leader, any Allied aircraft or radar station receiving this signal near the Channel, please acknowledge! *Blackout roars past Kilroy's Spitfire, missing by a matter of feet*

 

[retrogirl1941]

(sees Fritz being beaten by the coppers)

PI! Why would I know this man? I dont know why he was in the closet, maybe he was coming out of the closet?(couldnt resist!)

Samantha

 

[PoliceInspecter]

*A B-24 doing training over the Atlantic, hears a German Radio transmission*
Pilot: Did you hear that?
Co-Pilot: Yeah I think I did...

 

[KilroyCD]

*Kilroy is still stooging around in the clouds looking for Carter, the "Ju-88" or the V-1 when...*
Kilroy: HOLY ****! *Yanks the spade grip to the right, pulling so many G's he's into the H's* Darn!! That was close! *Keys mic* Horseback leader to Candlestick, over.
Candlestick: Horseback Leader, this is Candlestick, over.
Kilroy: Candlestick, please give me a vector to the aerodrome. I've got to change my shorts. Over.

 

[PoliceInspecter]

I don't know Sam you tell me what this Jerry was doing in your closet! This is no joke...PI withdraws a strange Identification card from his jacket pocket, it Identifies him as a member of the British Secret Intelligence Service also known as MI6. This is no joke love I was sent here to clean up this town by the King himself, if you know something I need to know now its a matter of national security in most situations you would have been black bagged immediately but lucky for you I am talking to you as a me, and not as an MI6 agent....

 

[carter]

Carter's radio suddendly blares a warning from Blackout.

What? I see the Spitfire but he's below me and headed for a...what is that? It's a JU-88! keys micSpitfire, you are headed directly for a JU-88! Break right.Repeat, BREAK RIGHT!

Roland: That man is a suspevt in something or over Miss. He's not being beaten. As you can se. He isn't bleeding in the least. Let's step inside while the lads deal with him. Tea, Inspector?

 

[Diamondback]

*PFY comes up behind PI, .45 drawn and ready*
PFY: Excuse me.

 

[retrogirl1941]

Well, PI I...... HE was...... I cant say! You cant make me talk! MY lips are sealed!

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Fritz: Okay, I know ze jig is up for me. I also know that I only need to give you mein name, rank und serial number...

 

[PoliceInspecter]

Sgt. Scotty and his men surround FYI
PI:May I help you sir?
Sgt. Scotty: Sir may we add a few extra dents to our bats?
PI:Hold on lets see what the fool wants...
Officer Broom:Lemme at em sir!
PI: Stand fast lads!
Officer Cameron cuffs Fritz and places him in the back of one of the squad cars
PI: Officer White take Samantha away!
Officer White: Right away sir!Cuffs Sam and places her in the back of the other squad car

 

[Diamondback]

Blackout, still on high-power transmit: Okay, let me give you stupid meatbags a clue: a Ju88 has a single fuselage and conventional tailgroup, and is never seen in all-black. I've got a twin-tail and two booms, and no rear fuselage, like a bigger P-38. Do I have to buzz you morons so close you can read my serial numbers?!

 

[Diamondback]

PFY: Call me Clark, OSS Division Six. I think we need to discuss this... *trains second .45 on Fritz* There, you see, nothing personal. Now I've got loaded guns with hair triggers trained on both of you...

 

[carter]

Martin: And nice lips they are, Miss. Sarn't, why is this bloke botherin' the lady? I could convince him to have a wee bit of a nap.