WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[carter]

Gentlemen, to a successful rescue effort!

(They all raise their glasses and drink)

Now, it's time for refreshment and rest. Shall we? (indicates the door to the mess)

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Do tell our sleeping chum that I appreciate the beef. It's beginning to smell good! Mmmm!

 

[Diamondback]

Think I better just call it one--I don't have an appetite right now, I'm afraid.
Good night... *does faceplant into floor, exhausted*

 

[MrNewportCustom]

That looked like it hurt.

I'm too hungry to sleep. I'm eating.

 

[carter]

(As MNC exits to the Mess and the intoxicating aroma of roast beef, Withers and PDY move to DB and gently pick him up. They exit toward the Officer's Quarters. Carter is left alone in the Ready Room with Kilroy who sits gazing fixedly out the window into the night sky. Carter pauses to cover Kilroy with a blanket and passes a hand in fron t of hiseyes to no apparent effect. Then he crosses to the window and gazes out on the wreckage of Kilroy's plane.)

What happened up there, Kilroy? Something decidedly untoward to have sent you into such a state.

Perhaps it's just a case of fatigue. I'll wait 'til morning to sort it out.

Sam, where are you? I fell asleep and woke to find you gone. Are you angels still watching over you?

Lili, is our girl alright? I wish I knew. Please watch over her tonight.

(as the lights fade, we hear a distant ringing sound as of tiny sleighbells. Carter is humming Lili Marlene beneath his breath as ...BLACKOUT)

 

[MrNewportCustom]

Hey! Could someone turn the lights back on? I'm trying to eat in here!

Anyone?

Hello!

Oh darn! I'll have to find the master switch myself.

*chair scrapes floor - silverware falls from table - MNC walks into wall* Ow! Maybe I'll just look for a candle.

 

[KilroyCD]

...Uh, oh. Sorry about that old boy, just dozed off there. Long day, and coming off that adrenaline rush, well, I just dozed. G'night guys.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[carter]

(Announcer's Voice)

This evening's threadcast was brought to you by:

There will be no threadcast for the holiday week.
The Chaos Reigns Players will return the following week with another mindnumbing episode:

Will Sam survive her encounter with villains unknown?
Who are these villains in search of?
Is their quarry Teekay?
Are they actually villains?
Can Lo Phat adequately reheat roast beef?
Will MNC survive Lo Phat's culinary adventure?
Will DB emerge well-rested and docile from a good night's rest? HA!
Is Kilroy in a trance or a coma or just adrift in a sea of miasma?
When are Dostacos, zaika, and Dash?
Will HFLG ever?
What, if anything, has this to do with dos Cabooses?
Why does carter like scones so much?
Which Milo was home in time for Christmas?
What will our intrepid players receive under their trees on Christmas morning?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME To WONK for the answers to these and many other nonsensical questions, when the Chaos Reigns Players continue the saga of The Rescue of the Two Cabooses Plus Multiple Milos or How I Saved the Train With a Plane But Lost My Mind To Porridge.

(We are not responsible for the inconclusivity of the aforementioned conclusion.)

Inspired by Marc Chevalier from a post by Carter derived from a photo posted by Salv.

This Evening's Cast - Carter, Diamondback, KilroyCD, MrNewport Custom, Retrogirl1941, and Teekay44.

This Threadcast was posted live at the Studios of the Fedora Lounge.

Our Thanks to MK and the Bartenders for their Understanding and Forebearance.

We would like to wish all our readers a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and a Joyous Holiday Season!

 

[carter]

...Uh, oh. Sorry about that old boy, just dozed off there. Long day, and coming off that adrenaline rush, well, I just dozed. G'night guys.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kilroy, WAKE UP!

You must be in a TRANCE!

Your MAILBOX IS FULL!

EARTH TO KILROY! COME IN!

 

[KilroyCD]

Mailbox has now been emptied. lol Kilroy, out (cold).

 

[carter]

Mailbox has now been emptied. lol Kilroy, out (cold).

WONK!

G'Night.

 

[KilroyCD]

*Tap tap tap* Is this microphone on?

Ladies and gentlemen, there will be no WONK episode this evening...
...However, I would like to take the time to wish my fellow Chaos Reigns Players, our "sponsors", and most of all, YOU - our devoted fans - a very Happy New Year!
But please be sure to tune in same time and same place next week for the further adventures and misadventures of WONK: the Choas Reigns Players.
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This message has been brought to you by new Diet Coke with Bacon!

 

[retrogirl1941]

I woke up in the trunk of a moving car. My hands were tyed so no hope of trying to get out. "Help me! Help!" Oh no the car stopped. The trunk opened and I was hit over the head with something hard." Help...... me.....he........lp......".

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

I usually only feel this way after getting blotto...

I'm still quite groggy from the crash landing as I trudge down the hallway to my quarters. I open the door and to my surprise there is a pair of red stockings draped over my headboard. Now, how did they get there? Wait a minute! The redhead is there, in my bed! Why is she there, and how did she get handcuffed to my bed post? Oh good God, am I ever going to be in trouble with Carter (not that I did anything, mind you)! Wait! There’s a note, and it says: “If you want to get her back the next time we want Teekay”. Who sent it? Where’s the signature? *Red starts stirring* What’s that on her wrist? *turns wrist over* It looks like initials, wait...it looks like“DB"....DB! Bloody hell! That fiend!

 

[retrogirl1941]

*waking up* "My head! oh........ kilroy? What are you doing here?" Trys to sit up but can't. Why is my hand cuffed to the bed post? " Kilroy Why am I handcuffed?"

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

I was hoping you could tell me that. How did you get here? Not that I mind having you as a guest, but these circumstances are, well, somewhat CENSORED.
*Looks towards ceiling* Now come on! I was only going to say "compromising". You're getting too quick with that button, Mr. Censor!

 

[retrogirl1941]

I dont know how I got here. I remember being put in a trunk but I don't remember anything else! And now this!*starts to cry* Why does this kind of thing keep hapening to me?*crying,Looks down at wrist.* What is this......

Samantha

 

[KilroyCD]

Well, we have a bit of a problem here, Red. When I gave Carter those handcuff keys, he never gave them back. This is not going to look good. I'll bet you ten quid that he gets me posted to some backwater in Burma, or worse! He'll sentence me to life, in front of a firing squad! *Paces back and forth* Oh, what are we to do? Oh, please don't cry! That's making matters worse!

 

[retrogirl1941]

I would really like something for my head. Its still pounding.*rubbing head* I don't doubt my father will do any of what you said. I'm just in everybodys way!I should just go back to germany!At least there I was'nt getting anybody in trouble!

Samantha

 

[retrogirl1941]

*turns over wrist*DB? That name sounds familar, oh my godness! That snake!The one that said he was from the future. What made him do this to me?

Samantha