WONK: the Chaos Reigns Players

[Diamondback]

Excuse me--who let you into MY office? Make a mess of your own! Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have not tripped any of my little intruder-traps?

 

[happyfilmluvguy]

This thread is still going? The race is on!

 

[Diamondback]

Did somebody say "race"? Guess I better get the SR ready, then... I should think Mach 3 oughtta be fast enough to win anything...

 

[zaika]

did we all die??

 

[carter]

Carter wanders into the ready room. YAWN...hmmm.....Milo....Yoohoo!..... mmmm.....did they all die in a train wreck?....Ahhh..scones and tea...mmm...

 

[carter]

When last we visited our intrepid players,

Mr. Newport Custom had bedded down the lookouts and posted the horses which were having some difficulty with their digestive biscuits. Failing to board by caboose, he turned in for the evening.
Milo ws in attendance. Probably sleeping it off in the hay or other fodder.
Zaika was safely ensconced on the same train with luger and corset in tow.
DB had finally appeared from his mysterious errands in search of a golden Hind.
Dos Tacos was safely lodged with the lookouts and their steeds.
THe two cabooses and other mysterious persons are also on the train as it meanders toward a date with destiny.
What dangers await?...

 

[zaika]

i didn't die. my corset saved my life in an ambush. oooh...can i have some scones? pleeeeeeze?

 

[zaika]

so we already found the cabooses? i'll lose them again so we can start all over.

 

[carter]

Who are the boxcar brothers and what is their role in this madcap caper?

 

[zaika]

believe it or not...but i'm pretty sure one of those guys is looking for me. i coulda sworn i was being followed...

 

[carter]

i didn't die. my corset saved my life in an ambush. oooh...can i have some scones? pleeeeeeze?

Scones on a train! That has a nice ring to it. Now, where was I....ah yes,
Perhaps DB can airlift scones to the train inpreparation for the rescue.

 

[carter]

so we already found the cabooses? i'll lose them again so we can start all over.

Now Bunny, er..zaika, no more loose cabooses. Just hang onto your corset and find MNC and Das Tacos. The hour draws nigh.

 

[carter]

believe it or not...but i'm pretty sure one of those guys is looking for me. i coulda sworn i was being followed...

Is he looking right or left. What brand of chapeau covers his noggin? Have you a clue as to his identity? Perhaps it's Colonel Mustard in the Library car?

 

[zaika]

Is he looking right or left. What brand of chapeau covers his noggin? Have you a clue as to his identity? Perhaps it's Colonel Mustard in the Library car?

he's the one on top. i've seen him leering at me in my corset...somewhere...i assume CIA 'cause i'm...y'know...russian...er...something.

 

[carter]

Have you seen this couple?

 

[carter]

he's the one on top. i've seen him leering at me in my corset...somewhere...i assume CIA 'cause i'm...y'know...russian...er...something.

Well yes...you most assuredly are something. Perhaps a modicum of garmenture would be advisable. He may be claustrophobic...or anemic...or OSS! Yes, of course! THat's a cattleman's crease if I'm not mistaken. Perhaps a Montananianman! Brilliant!
Does he speak with a Portugese or Algerian accen?
Perhaps he's partnered with a Lithuanian.
hmmm....slippers are around here somewhere.

 

[carter]

Has the

made an appearance?

 

[carter]

Any sighting of

the two cabooses?

 

[KilroyCD]

A new player enters the scene...

Has the

made an appearance?

No, as it has been spirited away and is locked in a bird cage with my attack Macaw...

 

[carter]

No, as it has been spirited away and is locked in a bird cage with my attack Macaw...

AAARRGH! WHAT in the name of St. Albatross is an attack Macaw?

Zaika, have you perchance espyed a nefarious sort with a bird in arms?

Call out the lookouts and their steeds! Hoist the petards!
Quick befor they abscond with the...But...wait....they have the BIRD!....
What of the cabooses?