Today's woman would throw it in his face....

[thebadmamajama]

...or the classically trained the-a-terrrrrrrr voices...

 

[Matt Noir]

I watched a program on the History Channel about the history of coffee - they said that instant coffee was hugely popular outside of the US and that in many places it is preferred over brewed coffee.

My taste buds weep for these people.

 

[jamespowers]

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Ahhhhhhh, the good old days.

 

[$ally]

OK, this morning I made my husband instant coffee and cornflakes for breakfast so he won't cheat on me at the office but will bring me flowers. I've stopped having those pesky opinions and thoughts too. Thanks for the instructional videos, it's saved my marriage.

 

[jamespowers]

OK, this morning I made my husband instant coffee and cornflakes for breakfast so he won't cheat on me at the office but will bring me flowers. I've stopped having those pesky opinions and thoughts too. Thanks for the instructional videos, it's saved my marriage.

:eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap :eusa_clap
Vintage videos save the day once again.

 

[$ally]

This apron has helped me a lot too:
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11679.html

 

[K.D. Lightner]

My mother once said, "Whoever complains about my cooking, is the next cook." Several nights later, my father blurted out, "This roast is too salty," then looked up to see all of us staring at him, especially mother, "but," he said, "that's just the way I like it!"

Those older ads used to make a woman feel guilty for everything domestic: remember "ring around the collar?"

These days, the ads make a man look like a doofus.

Guess they have to pan somebody. In reality, if my father didn't like his coffee, neither would mother. She drank more of it than he did.

karol

 

[K.D. Lightner]

On the other hand, wait until he bites into that birthday cake....

karol

 

[jamespowers]

This apron has helped me a lot too:
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11679.html

That last one is really important.

 

[killertomata]

My bf knows he can complain all he wants about something not being right.

He also knows he best do it politely.

That's all there is to that.

 

[$ally]

That last one is really important.

A real man wouldn't let you boss him around. Ooops, I meant to say, YES DEAR. I liked "Watch Your Weight" illustration. They forgot "show cleavage"
I was happily married for 12 years until that one morning when I made a bad cup of coffee. Then everything fell apart.

 

[jamespowers]

A real man wouldn't let you boss him around. Ooops, I meant to say, YES DEAR. I liked "Watch Your Weight" illustration. They forgot "show cleavage"
I was happily married for 12 years until that one morning when I made a bad cup of coffee. Then everything fell apart.

Good point. I think we need to see this again:

 

[Feng_Li]

As night follows day,

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp

 

[Diamondback]

@JP: Maybe, but a good husband remembers that his wife is a partner in the household, not a piece of property or an employee or a manor serf.

"Do not do yourself that which you are unprepared to accept being done to you by others..."

 

[LolitaHaze]

James Powers... I have that posted up on my fridge. Too bad I miss it with all the other just I have up there!

 

[jamespowers]

James Powers... I have that posted up on my fridge. Too bad I miss it with all the other just I have up there!

There we go---a good wife in the making.

 

[jamespowers]

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp

Uh yeah. It says undetermined not a hoax by the way.
I wouldn't care if it was anyway. lol

 

[jamespowers]

@JP: Maybe, but a good husband remembers that his wife is a partner in the household, not a piece of property or an employee or a manor serf.

"Do not do yourself that which you are unprepared to accept being done to you by others..."

Wavy?! Is that you?

lol lol lol lol
How long you been married again?

 

[$ally]

Good point. I think we need to see this again

lol I remember that list being passed around the stuffed animal warehouse where I used to work as a seamstress.

 

[$ally]

There we go---a good wife in the making.

Is pole-dancer on their list of acceptable former jobs of housewives?