Today's woman would throw it in his face....

[Feraud]

What's the big deal? [huh]
He didn't like that crappy coffee! So what?
It's important to start the day with a good cup of coffee . He shouldn't put up with it.

Thank you! Finally someone who understands the importance of a good cup 'o joe. :eusa_clap

 

[HadleyH]

Thank you! Finally someone who understands the importance of a good cup 'o joe. :eusa_clap

Of course I understand Feraud! I'm fit for nothing until I've had the best AND the strongest cup of coffee in the morning. Oh boy! do I understand!

 

[Diamondback]

He didn't like that crappy coffee! So what?
It's important to start the day with a good cup of coffee . He shouldn't put up with it.

Like I said, though, one can complain about bad Joe and still not be personally unpleasant about it--mind you, this is speaking as someone who until he's got some caffeine-flow going, it's a real bad idea to cross his path...

 

[Feraud]

That gal in the first video is lucky her husband did not pull a Lee Marvin/The Big Heat coffee treatment on her. :coffee:

 

[Feng_Li]

Uh, I think you answered your own question.

Yeah, it only took me three posts. I'll learn.

 

[MrNewportCustom]

A lot of people say: "I'm no good in the morning until I've had my coffee." I'm no good in the morning even after I've had my coffee.

And I don't even drink coffee.


Lee
________________________________

A lot of people say: 'I'm no good in the morning until I've had my coffee.' I'm no good in the morning even after I've had my coffee." - Robert Benchley

 

[Senator Jack]

Oh for the days of Hal David's Wives and Lovers

Hey! Little Girl
Comb your hair, fix your makeup
Soon he will open the door
Don't think because there's a ring on your finger
You needn't try anymore

For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
I'm warning you...

Day after day
There are girls at the office
And men will always be men
Don't send him off with your hair still in curlers
You may not see him again

For wives should always be lovers too
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you
He's almost here...

Hey! Little girl
Better wear something pretty
Something you'd wear to go to the city and
Dim all the lights, pour the wine, start the music
Time to get ready for love
Time to get ready
Time to get ready for love


Gimme my drink and go wait for me in the bedroom, woman!

 

[$ally]

She's probably hoping he'll have an affair at the office so she won't have to fulfill those duties.

 

[$ally]

Originally Posted by jamespowers: There we go---a good wife in the making. Is pole-dancer on their list of acceptable former jobs of housewives?

P.S. I am not now, nor have I ever been a pole dancer.

 

[jamespowers]

P.S. I am not now, nor have I ever been a pole dancer.

lol lol lol lol lol Sure, that's what they all say.

 

[jamespowers]

Secret number four
Your husband’s God-given role is to lead you and provide for you.
Allow him to do it.
Your role is to be his companion, a mother and a homemaker.
Let him know your views, but support his final decision 100%.
Let him worry about the finances.
ASSIGNMENT ONE. Draw up a ‘Certificate of Leadership’ made from cardboard, or make some other symbol of leadership that will last a life time, and present it (as an entire family if possible) to your husband. Tell him (and really mean it) that from now on, you will all follow his leadership 100%.
ASSIGNMENT TWO. If you are managing the finances, or any other masculine role, say to your husband, in your own words. “I don’t want this responsibility any longer. It’s a burden for me. You’re a man. It’s much easier for you.’’
Summary – secret number four

SECRETS OF FASCINATING WOMANHOOD

 

[Twitch]

"Today's woman would throw it in his face...." I'm surprised no one has said that this illustrates the problem between the sexeslol

 

[jamespowers]

SECRET NUMBER FIVE
Men deeply admire inner serenity and goodness in their wives.
Your husband wants you to be a better person than himself.
Goodness and inner serenity are required in a woman for a man to love her deeply.
Inner serenity develops in a woman when she becomes free of pride and self-righteousness, always does and says the right thing, is free of guilt, and has a forgiving heart.
ASSIGNMENTS. SECRET NUMBER FIVE
ASSIGNMENT ONE: (Stage One, Forgiveness, see page 105 for more details.)
Become totally relaxed. Divide a sheet of paper into two columns. At the top of the left column write your own name. At the top of the right column write the name of the first person listed below (ie, your father).
Then under your name, in the left column write, “I now forgive (father’s name) for all the hurt he/she has caused me.”
In the right-hand column opposite, write the first negative thought or memory that arises. Keep writing out the forgiveness message, and opposite any other negative thoughts or memories, until no more arise and you can smile and feel love inside you for the person concerned. Pray for help if forgiveness is difficult.
Start with your father, then your mother, then your immediate family members and then any of the other persons listed below who may have hurt you in any way.
Father Husband
Mother Other men
Brothers Other women
Sisters Yourself
School teachers God
ASSIGNMENT TWO: (Stage Two, Repentance, see page 108 for more details.)
Become totally relaxed. Write across the top of a sheet of paper, “I (your name) have hurt the following people during my life.”
Divide the rest of the sheet into two columns and then list all the persons, living or dead, you have ever hurt, and briefly the nature of the hurt alongside each name. Keep adding names, using more sheets of paper in necessary until your conscience is totally clear.
Then, below your list of names, write, “I, (write your name) am deeply sorry and repent of all the hurt I have caused these persons. From now on, I will be
especially kind to these persons inasmuch as I am able, and I will follow my conscience in the way I act towards everybody.”
Finally, in the days ahead, do all in your power to make amends to these people for these hurts. For those whom you cannot make amends, ask God to bless them.
ASSIGNMENT THREE: (Stage Three, Re-programming your sub-conscious mind, see page 109 for more details.)
Start a Goal List of five positive emotional goals. Restate your weaknesses as specific, positive goals you want to achieve. Read them every morning and evening.
As you do so, picture yourself having achieved and enjoying the goal. Also include an inspiring message on your list.
Examples: ‘I now enjoy jogging 2 km, four days a week.’
‘I feel fit and energetic, and weigh 60 kg.’’
‘Every day in every way, I am getting better and better and better.”
Review your goal list once a week, rewording, and replacing them as desired.

 

[$ally]

Sure, that's what they all say.

That's what all the pole-dancers say to you? Now we know what caliber of person you hang out with!

 

[jamespowers]

That's what all the pole-dancers say to you? Now we know what caliber of person you hang out with!

You have me confused with someone else. Never seen a pole dancer in person really. [huh] I suppose that might be my loss.
Anyway, to quote a phrase: "Methinks the lady doth protest too much."

 

[$ally]

You have me confused with someone else. Never seen a pole dancer in person really. I suppose that might be my loss.
Anyway, to quote a phrase: "Methinks the lady doth protest too much."

A likely story. You can't call me a lady and accuse me of being a pole-dancer in the same paragraph. [huh]

 

[jamespowers]

A likely story. You can't call me a lady and accuse me of being a pole-dancer in the same paragraph. [huh]

lol lol lol lol lol You have a point.
I'll leave the pole dancer out then. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[$ally]

I'll leave the pole dancer out then. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Certainly not
See what happens when I don't get a decent cup of coffee in the morning.