The Good, The Bad & The Ugly..

[babygirl...]

Pick up lines that you have heard or made up yourself...

I once worked at a golf course as a Beverage Gal and heard so many good,bad and ugly pick up lines and some that I have never heard before so I had to share one that just stuck with me and would love to hear what yall have heard or used..

This is one that a very wealthy country gentleman exposed to me...."Honey your so cute I could sop you up with a biscuit!" LOL!!! I have to admit I was flattered and laughing all through the day..:rofl:

 

[Justin B]

My granddad used to always say "That girl is finer than frog hair."

 

[rjb1]

One thing that country people "sopped up" with a biscuit was molasses, so he was telling that you were not only cute, but sweet, also.

 

[babygirl...]

well.... there may be some who might just disagree with that one, cute I may be, but sweet I have to think on that.. rjb1! shakeshead

LOL! yes, I think the frog hair line is cute! any old fashion saying's are the best...

I also like wise tales........we should include those in this discussion too! well if there is not already a thread about it.. here are just a few...

Scatter Solomon's seal on the floor to banish serpents and venomous creatures from the room.
To protect your house from lightning, gather hazel tree branches on Palm Sunday and keep them in water.

Add caraway seeds to chicken feed to keep poultry from wandering. Feed the seeds to homing pigeons to help them find their way back.

Stuff fennel in your keyhole or hang it over your door to protect against witches.

Never carry a hoe into the house. If you do so by mistake, carry it out again, walking backward to avoid bad luck.

Never walk under a ladder, which is Satan's territory. If you must do it, cross your fingers or make the sign of the fig (closed fist, with thumb between index and middle fingers).

If you give a steel blade to a friend, make the recipient pay you a penny to avoid cutting the friendship.

Never give a knife as a housewarming present, or your new neighbor will become an enemy.

Never pound a nail after sundown, or you will wake the tree gods.

Nail an evergreen branch to new rafters to bring good luck. An empty hornets' nest, hung high, also will bring good luck to a house of any age.

When you move to a new house, always enter first with a loaf of bread and a new broom. Never bring an old broom into the house.

 

[sheeplady]

I've heard a couple. Unfortunately all the really bad ones (good ones?) are in the least mildly inappropriate.

 

[Two Types]

There was 'Hey baby, do you wanna have a good time?'

The reply came: 'No thanks, I'm already having one.'

 

[scottyrocks]

Not that it would work, but it makes me chuckle:

'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'

 

[HudsonHawk]

How about "when they made the alphabet, they should have put U and I together".

 

[HudsonHawk]

Another charmer...

guy: starts fiddling around with the back of a girl's collar

girl: "What are you doing?"

guy: "Just checking to see if you were Made in Heaven"

 

[babygirl...]

your killin me HH! I don't think that one can be topped! LOL! cute just cute....:decision:

TT she was probably not your "type" anyway,,,,

 

[Luftwaffles]

Well, a girl complimented my tie at school, and I said it was made of boyfriend material. Does that count?

 

[babygirl...]

Definitely! :eusa_clap

 

[Justin B]

Well, a girl complimented my tie at school, and I said it was made of boyfriend material. Does that count?

I saw that horror movie. Wearing a boyfriend skin tie to school...

Also the classic -

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: Falling from heaven.

 

[babygirl...]

:eusa_clap

 

[Guttersnipe]

I actually heard this one used once. The guy who tried it was a friend of mine. Unfortunately.

Guy: "Would you like to get coffee sometime?"
Waitress: "I'm not sure my boyfriend would appreciate that."
Guy: "That's okay, we don't have to tell him."

. . . so sleazy!

 

[babygirl...]

. . . so sleazy! AGREE!uke: I bet he is still single??

 

[DeaconKC]

Under the brutally ugly slam category, overheard in an Irish bar on St. Patrick's Day:
"If I was the last man on earth, and you were the last woman, what do you think we would do?"
"I'd become a lesbian."

 

[babygirl...]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was crippling....:crutch:

 

[vitanola]

I actually heard this one used once. The guy who tried it was a friend of mine. Unfortunately.

Guy: "Would you like to get coffee sometime?"
Waitress: "I'm not sure my boyfriend would appreciate that."
Guy: "That's okay, we don't have to tell him."

. . . so sleazy!

Perhaps, but not as problematic as inviting the boyfriend along.:eeek:



Not that there's anything wrong with that...:whistling

 

[Virginia Creeper]

The worst pickup line I ever heard was probably from the little old man who used to stop by my store every day, and insist I was going to go home with him, cook him his meals, and be his wife. He promised me lots of jewellery in exchange.

The fact that I was grossly pregnant with my 3rd child and married didn't dissuade him in the slightest.