The Good, The Bad & The Ugly..

[V.C. Brunswick]

Overheard some years ago
"I'm Captain Kirk and I'd like to go where no man has ever gone before."
:doh:

 

[Justin B]

*editted*

Some I saw today -

"Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

"They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?"

 

[Tomasso]

I don't get that one.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Yup...went over my head...[huh]

 

[Stearmen]

From the bad old Disco era, "Walk with me, talk with me." and, in the pre getting arrested for stalking days, "If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

 

[Justin B]

More from today's browsing on another site -

"Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."

"Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids."

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"

"Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright to me."

"Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need."

There were a bunch more. it was pretty funny.